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Anyone here knows any great jokes?
Anyone here knows any great jokes?
This time he manages to pull himself upright but he quickly falls right into bed and is sound asleep as soon as his head hits the pillow. He awakens the next morning to his wife standing over him shouting at him.
"So, you've been out drinking again!!"
"What makes you say that?" he asks as he puts on a surprised look.
"The pub called, you left your wheelchair there again."
> ho ho ho
hello... father christmas
thats probably due to the fact that this site is mainly inhabited by lazy members of the educational system, who are unlikely to be up at such hours. The remainder are probably in the work force and as a result are unlikely to be able to post to early in the morning.
the condom joke was good as was the wheelchair one. thought the first one was pretty rubbish
A. He wanted to win the No-bell prize
> the picnic basket with beer and sandwiches. The trouble is that the picnic
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> site is ten miles away so, it takes them ten days to get there. When they
> get there Mick unpacks the food and beer.
> "Ok Roy give me the bottle opener"
> "I didn't bring it" says Roy
> "I thought you packed it" Mick gets worried,
> He turns to Andy, "Did you bring the bottle opener?"
> Naturally Andy didn't bring it.
> So they're stuck ten miles from home without a bottle opener. Mick and
> Andy
> beg Roy to go back for it. But he refuses as he says they will eat all the
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> sandwiches. After two hours, and after they have sworn on their tortoise
> lives that they will not eat the sandwiches, he finally agrees.
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> So Roy sets off down the road at a steady pace. 20 days pass and he still
> isn't back and Mick and Andy are starving, but a promise is a promise.
> Another 5 days and he still isn't back, but a promise is a promise.
> Finally
> they can't take it any longer so they take out a sandwich each, and just
> as
> they are about to eat it, Roy pops up from behind a rock and shouts,
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> "I KNEW IT'......I'M NOT F'ING GOING!"