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I took the train to Lincoln today. Got on and sat down leaving seats between myself and other passages and to my annoyance these two townies, a lad and his bird sat in the seat directly behing me. Anyway, the story follows:
Him: 2 minutes late, fu*kin train
Her: I p*ssin know. Why the f*f**k do people keep starin at me. It pishes me off!!!
Him: It's cos you got a good body
Her: Thats no f*f**kin excuse
Her: 2 child returns to Lincoln please (They obviously look about 18/19)
Train bloke: Have you got any ID please?
Him: ID, Why the f*f**k do we need ID
Train bloke: If you don't have ID you'll have to pay full
Her: F*f**kin fine then
Him: How much was it?
Her: £4.40 each
Him: 4 pound b*stard f*f**kin 40, to go to f*f**kin Lincoln and baf**k
Her: It's f*f**kin sh*te init
Him: Pishin rip-off!
Her: Why the f*f**k is everyone staring at me
Him: It's cos you have a nice f***y
Her: Er thats just f*f**kin disgusting
Him: 4 pound b*stard f*f**kin 40, I can't f*f**kin beleive it
Her: F*f**kin shut up moanin
Her: Turn that f*f**kin off
Him: No, I can do what I bl00dy want
Her: You're a f*f**kin embaresment!
Him: So, we're nearly at f*f**kin Lincoln anyway
Her: No were p*ssin not
Him: Yes, we p*ssin are
Her to me: Excuse me, are we in Lincoln?
Me: No, just goin past Burton Waters
Her: I f*f**kin told you
Her: Will you f*f**kin turn that off already
Her to me: Is he annoyin you?
Me: Yes
Her to him: You're a f*f**kin embarresment
Him: 4 pound b*stard f*f**kin 40
Her: You still moanin about that
Him: About bloody b*sterd time. F*ks sake.
Her: Too right, lets get off this sh*thole
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That must have been the most annoying, yet funniest train ride I've ever been on.
Him: 2 minutes late, fu*kin train
Her: I p*ssin know. Why the f*f**k do people keep starin at me. It pishes me off!!!
Him: It's cos you got a good body
Her: Thats no f*f**kin excuse
Her: 2 child returns to Lincoln please (They obviously look about 18/19)
Train bloke: Have you got any ID please?
Him: ID, Why the f*f**k do we need ID
Train bloke: If you don't have ID you'll have to pay full
Her: F*f**kin fine then
Him: How much was it?
Her: £4.40 each
Him: 4 pound b*stard f*f**kin 40, to go to f*f**kin Lincoln and baf**k
Her: It's f*f**kin sh*te init
Him: Pishin rip-off!
Her: Why the f*f**k is everyone staring at me
Him: It's cos you have a nice f***y
Her: Er thats just f*f**kin disgusting
Him: 4 pound b*stard f*f**kin 40, I can't f*f**kin beleive it
Her: F*f**kin shut up moanin
Her: Turn that f*f**kin off
Him: No, I can do what I bl00dy want
Her: You're a f*f**kin embaresment!
Him: So, we're nearly at f*f**kin Lincoln anyway
Her: No were p*ssin not
Him: Yes, we p*ssin are
Her to me: Excuse me, are we in Lincoln?
Me: No, just goin past Burton Waters
Her: I f*f**kin told you
Her: Will you f*f**kin turn that off already
Her to me: Is he annoyin you?
Me: Yes
Her to him: You're a f*f**kin embarresment
Him: 4 pound b*stard f*f**kin 40
Her: You still moanin about that
Him: About bloody b*sterd time. F*ks sake.
Her: Too right, lets get off this sh*thole
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That must have been the most annoying, yet funniest train ride I've ever been on.
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And those were just highlights of what they were saying.
I took the train to Lincoln today. Got on and sat down leaving seats between myself and other passages and to my annoyance these two townies, a lad and his bird sat in the seat directly behing me. Anyway, the story follows:
Him: 2 minutes late, fu*kin train
Her: I p*ssin know. Why the f*f**k do people keep starin at me. It pishes me off!!!
Him: It's cos you got a good body
Her: Thats no f*f**kin excuse
Her: 2 child returns to Lincoln please (They obviously look about 18/19)
Train bloke: Have you got any ID please?
Him: ID, Why the f*f**k do we need ID
Train bloke: If you don't have ID you'll have to pay full
Her: F*f**kin fine then
Him: How much was it?
Her: £4.40 each
Him: 4 pound b*stard f*f**kin 40, to go to f*f**kin Lincoln and baf**k
Her: It's f*f**kin sh*te init
Him: Pishin rip-off!
Her: Why the f*f**k is everyone staring at me
Him: It's cos you have a nice f***y
Her: Er thats just f*f**kin disgusting
Him: 4 pound b*stard f*f**kin 40, I can't f*f**kin beleive it
Her: F*f**kin shut up moanin
Her: Turn that f*f**kin off
Him: No, I can do what I bl00dy want
Her: You're a f*f**kin embaresment!
Him: So, we're nearly at f*f**kin Lincoln anyway
Her: No were p*ssin not
Him: Yes, we p*ssin are
Her to me: Excuse me, are we in Lincoln?
Me: No, just goin past Burton Waters
Her: I f*f**kin told you
Her: Will you f*f**kin turn that off already
Her to me: Is he annoyin you?
Me: Yes
Her to him: You're a f*f**kin embarresment
Him: 4 pound b*stard f*f**kin 40
Her: You still moanin about that
Him: About bloody b*sterd time. F*ks sake.
Her: Too right, lets get off this sh*thole
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That must have been the most annoying, yet funniest train ride I've ever been on.
Him: 2 minutes late, fu*kin train
Her: I p*ssin know. Why the f*f**k do people keep starin at me. It pishes me off!!!
Him: It's cos you got a good body
Her: Thats no f*f**kin excuse
Her: 2 child returns to Lincoln please (They obviously look about 18/19)
Train bloke: Have you got any ID please?
Him: ID, Why the f*f**k do we need ID
Train bloke: If you don't have ID you'll have to pay full
Her: F*f**kin fine then
Him: How much was it?
Her: £4.40 each
Him: 4 pound b*stard f*f**kin 40, to go to f*f**kin Lincoln and baf**k
Her: It's f*f**kin sh*te init
Him: Pishin rip-off!
Her: Why the f*f**k is everyone staring at me
Him: It's cos you have a nice f***y
Her: Er thats just f*f**kin disgusting
Him: 4 pound b*stard f*f**kin 40, I can't f*f**kin beleive it
Her: F*f**kin shut up moanin
Her: Turn that f*f**kin off
Him: No, I can do what I bl00dy want
Her: You're a f*f**kin embaresment!
Him: So, we're nearly at f*f**kin Lincoln anyway
Her: No were p*ssin not
Him: Yes, we p*ssin are
Her to me: Excuse me, are we in Lincoln?
Me: No, just goin past Burton Waters
Her: I f*f**kin told you
Her: Will you f*f**kin turn that off already
Her to me: Is he annoyin you?
Me: Yes
Her to him: You're a f*f**kin embarresment
Him: 4 pound b*stard f*f**kin 40
Her: You still moanin about that
Him: About bloody b*sterd time. F*ks sake.
Her: Too right, lets get off this sh*thole
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That must have been the most annoying, yet funniest train ride I've ever been on.
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