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"Typical townie train convo."

I took the train to Lincoln today. Got on and sat down leaving seats between myself and other passages and to my annoyance these two townies, a lad and his bird sat in the seat directly behing me. Anyway, the story follows:

Him: 2 minutes late, fu*kin train

Her: I p*ssin know. Why the f*f**k do people keep starin at me. It pishes me off!!!

Him: It's cos you got a good body

Her: Thats no f*f**kin excuse



Her: 2 child returns to Lincoln please (They obviously look about 18/19)

Train bloke: Have you got any ID please?

Him: ID, Why the f*f**k do we need ID

Train bloke: If you don't have ID you'll have to pay full

Her: F*f**kin fine then

Him: How much was it?

Her: £4.40 each

Him: 4 pound b*stard f*f**kin 40, to go to f*f**kin Lincoln and baf**k

Her: It's f*f**kin sh*te init

Him: Pishin rip-off!

Her: Why the f*f**k is everyone staring at me

Him: It's cos you have a nice f***y

Her: Er thats just f*f**kin disgusting

Him: 4 pound b*stard f*f**kin 40, I can't f*f**kin beleive it

Her: F*f**kin shut up moanin



Her: Turn that f*f**kin off

Him: No, I can do what I bl00dy want

Her: You're a f*f**kin embaresment!

Him: So, we're nearly at f*f**kin Lincoln anyway

Her: No were p*ssin not

Him: Yes, we p*ssin are

Her to me: Excuse me, are we in Lincoln?

Me: No, just goin past Burton Waters

Her: I f*f**kin told you



Her: Will you f*f**kin turn that off already

Her to me: Is he annoyin you?

Me: Yes

Her to him: You're a f*f**kin embarresment

Him: 4 pound b*stard f*f**kin 40

Her: You still moanin about that



Him: About bloody b*sterd time. F*ks sake.

Her: Too right, lets get off this sh*thole



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That must have been the most annoying, yet funniest train ride I've ever been on.

You had a notepad with you or something?

Chad Niga wrote:
> I hate townies. If i had one wish, i wouldnt wish to be rich, or
> famous, or what not. I would wish for all townies to die.

thats going to far.

Lipe wrote:
> And you remembered the whole conversation? Damn, you have good memory.

Yeh, I have a good memory for useless junk.

I hate townies. If i had one wish, i wouldnt wish to be rich, or famous, or what not. I would wish for all townies to die.

They have no self respect and always thinks that everyone around them are out to get them.

I think we should trick all the townies in to a train, maybe by leaving an ipod on one of the chairs, then just ride it off the side of a cliff.

They would all die, they townie scum.

She sounded nice enough, apart from having a mouth as dirty as Timmargh's pants.

It's not their fault they are illiterate and unpatience.

Makes you wonder what their parents are like and the area they live in.

I don't swear in public, don't wan't to come accross as rude and commen.

And you remembered the whole conversation? Damn, you have good memory. Heh, well that was a typical stupid townie conversation, but I do know some smart townies.