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"HIYA BOYS"

Pretty new to all this, so if anyone would like to voluteer to be my friend/sidekick/lover/bodyguard or i can perform sexual favours as a trade.

Melanie XXX wrote:
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> that was YOU

Yes sorry, I'd just eaten some asparagus.

Melanie XXX wrote:
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> I bet...queue starts behind Timmargh

Sloppy seconds?

Only if I can have a go in the chair. :P

Well, better than your regular weekend entertainment. Instead of pointless Peni spam we are getting somebody who actually has an IQ and somebody who can spell. Good turn out.[I] I’ll be your Bodyguard, and you can be my Long Lost pal, I can call you Betty, and Betty you can call me Al, well maybe now Al; how about Discodexy [S]Altered version of Paul Simons classic.

Hedfix wrote:
> Melanie XXX wrote:
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> Thanks for the warm welcome everyone
>
> So you WERE the woman I golden showered?

that was YOU

cRaCkHeAd wrote:
> I guess not..

I guess apples.

Hedfix wrote:
> Melanie XXX wrote:
> what you want a birth certificate with full dental records
>
> Full body cavity search'll do fine. ;D

I bet...queue starts behind Timmargh

Melanie XXX wrote:
>
> Thanks for the warm welcome everyone

So you WERE the woman I golden showered?

I guess not..

Melanie XXX wrote:
> what you want a birth certificate with full dental records

Full body cavity search'll do fine. ;D

Flockhart wrote:
> You seem fun, i'll add you when you've been around a bit longer, but
> at the moment i'm having a problem keeping it up with the people i've
> already got.

Had to be done. :D