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"HIYA BOYS"

Pretty new to all this, so if anyone would like to voluteer to be my friend/sidekick/lover/bodyguard or i can perform sexual favours as a trade.

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Losers

Anialater wrote:
> Now you just need a lover...Like that'll ever happen.

Complements galore i see

Yes, I'm the Bodyguard!!
Now, form a que you horrible lot'

Melanie XXX wrote:
> Pretty new to all this, so if anyone would like to voluteer to be my
> friend/sidekick/lover/bodyguard or i can perform sexual favours as a
> trade.
amazing how a topic that started like this now has 12 pages on it.

Hedfix wrote:
> Only if I can have a go in the chair. :P

You wouldn't be able to handle The Chair™.

I'll be another bodyguard as long as I get some free shades.

Now you just need a lover...Like that'll ever happen.

DiscoDexy wrote:
> Well, better than your regular weekend entertainment. Instead of
> pointless Peni spam we are getting somebody who actually has an IQ
> and somebody who can spell. Good turn out.[I] I’ll be your Bodyguard,
> and you can be my Long Lost pal, I can call you Betty, and Betty you
> can call me Al, well maybe now Al; how about Discodexy Altered
> version of Paul Simons classic

Nice...mikelar is my sidekick, sent his pink lycra costume in the post and everything

Timmargh supposedly my 'friend' but he turning on me lol

Discodexy = Bodyguard

I'll get the tyres...

Melanie XXX wrote:
> I bet...queue starts behind Timmargh

I'll just lube up!