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There are three kinds of people in this world;
Those who can count and those who can't
Those who can count and those who can't
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It's a statement about bias.
So your saying that nobody tells the truth? what if someone had a curse on them which meant they could never lie? (e.g. the film 'Liar Liar')
There are three sides to every story
Mine, Yours and the Truth.
(ok, stop with the three thing already)
Mine, Yours and the Truth.
(ok, stop with the three thing already)
VenomByte wrote:
Q: What's the difference between a Dog that's been run over and a lawyer that's been run over?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog!!
Why do people always run dogs over from behind? why aren't the skidmarks behind or to the side of the dog?
Q: What's the difference between a Dog that's been run over and a lawyer that's been run over?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog!!
Why do people always run dogs over from behind? why aren't the skidmarks behind or to the side of the dog?
VenomByte wrote:
Or Humans, politicians, and lawyers.
What wrong with lawyers??? We happen to work VERY hard and go through a long arduous process in orger to charge some £100 for a phone call!
But I have another joke:
Q: What's the difference between a Dog that's been run over and a lawyer that's been run over?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog!!
Or Humans, politicians, and lawyers.
What wrong with lawyers??? We happen to work VERY hard and go through a long arduous process in orger to charge some £100 for a phone call!
But I have another joke:
Q: What's the difference between a Dog that's been run over and a lawyer that's been run over?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog!!
Type A - There are three types of people in this world.
Type B - No there aren`t. I know there aren`t. That`s for sure.
Type C - Well, you might both be right. Or it might be neither.
-- There are those that agree. Those that disagree, and those that won`t decide either way.
Type B - No there aren`t. I know there aren`t. That`s for sure.
Type C - Well, you might both be right. Or it might be neither.
-- There are those that agree. Those that disagree, and those that won`t decide either way.
You're right Shanksy, I should have remained silent and chuckled to myself.
I gave up smoking for a year, but then discovered that a big part of giving up involves turning into a preachy so and so (for most people) and I couldnt handle that.
So I started again.
It's not big and it's not clever.
I gave up smoking for a year, but then discovered that a big part of giving up involves turning into a preachy so and so (for most people) and I couldnt handle that.
So I started again.
It's not big and it's not clever.
Goatboy wrote:
> and fire up some ciggies
#I miss Ciggerettes soo much! :(
> and fire up some ciggies
#I miss Ciggerettes soo much! :(
ok??, i'll take your word for that.
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