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He had a 3-minute head start and I still got the bashtard. He is known to us and known to carry knives. A female officer drove past him and he legged it on seeing her car. She radioed that it may be worth a mobile with a man on in it to go to the location, see if they can find him and search him.
We went and on arrival he was there, but he legged it again. I asked the lass he was with where he had gone, but all she said involved a lot of kittening. I went round the corner and my colleague searched up some stairs while I asked another old bloke if he'd seen him. He had and pointed me in the right direction. I went round another corner and saw him running away about 200m up the road.
I gave chase.
After about 230m I caught him...it is at this point I will mention he's 60.
I searched him and found some cannabis, which was confiscated.
End.
Oh, I also had some irate bloke strip naked in front of me having been stopped for a traffic offence.
Real end. that did say "real" and not "rear"
She's still lives here as my carer.
I'm waiting for her to move out.
She's dragging her feet.
One minute she's fine, next minute I'm the world's biggest b#####d.
I'm sick of it.
I'm going out now.
The end.
> Women trouble. More specifically: woman trouble ... talk about bloody
> mood swings!
I thought you and your lass had split?
I was gonna make some joke about you keeping the cannabis, but I couldn't be arsed.