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"farewell finger end"

My streak of cruelty at work continued last night when a 9 inch serated blade made away with the tip of my finger. Granted I was the one brandishing the said implement, but that doesnt stop my anguish at losing my beloved finger tip. I was dicing tomatoes at 19:12pm when the blade slipped and slid about an inch down the side of my middle finger, tearing gallantly through flesh and sending a jet of blood over the chopping board. I staggered, dazed, to the sink to wash my wound and faintly asked my boss for a plaster, only to be greeted by his "Oh my God!"s and "what the f**k did you do"s

Truth be told it looked worse than it was, though it was a real gusher. The pain isnt so bad and I could work the rest of the night, but the real comfort comes in knowing that someone, somewhere ate a pizza with the end of my finger in last night.

Oh, and I heard my fat drunk parents having sex last night. That was horrible.

Like his mouth, or nostrils? :P

Colourless wrote:
> Frankly I'd be worried if he didn't....

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Alright then, another hole in his face. A gaping one.

Sexy.

Very sexy.

Half-fingers turn me on.

aaron1629 wrote:
> Heh heh good one. Wasn't S.Williams and M.Sharipova by any chance? :D

Killed it.

MoJoJoJo wrote:
> he had a hole in his face.

Frankly I'd be worried if he didn't....

monkey_man wrote:
> Apparently the heat causes your
> veins to expand, causing blood flow problems, which means you faint
> because it can't get to your brain quick enough when you get up. I'm
> very cautious in baths now, because it wasn't even a really hot one!

I know that feeling, when you step out the bath, I get really dizzy and light headed for a few seconds.

Timmargh wrote:
> Paradox: wrote:
> Oh, and I heard my fat drunk parents having sex last night.
>
> Are you sure there weren't just watching Wimbledon?

Heh heh good one. Wasn't S.Williams and M.Sharipova by any chance? :D

Only time I've ever been to the hospital is when a Cosovan broke my nose with a bike chain....don't ask.

Paradox: wrote:
> Oh, and I heard my fat drunk parents having sex last night.

Are you sure there weren't just watching Wimbledon?

So you have lost a finger tip?

Dude! That's a horrible thing to happen.