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"Pain pain pain pain owww"

I was upstairs on the computer when the postman knocked at the door so I ran downstairs to collect my uni prospectus's but jumped the last few stairs, cracked my head on the ceiling and collapsed onto the floor. I awoke a few seconds later with a huge bloody lump on the top of my head, blood on the ceiling and the inability to see properly with my right eye.

and I have a lesson in half an hour.


Ouch.

Flockhart wrote:
> You should probably go to the doctors

Yep, you don't want an anneurism/blood clot/air bubble/etc to prematurely bring your life to an end.

Stuff the lesson, make sure you're ok.

Paradox: wrote:
> I was upstairs on the computer when the postman knocked at the door so
> I ran downstairs to collect my uni prospectus's

*opens mouth*

An AS-Level English student using an apostrophe AND an 's' after another 's'? Disgraceful... but since you hit your head today, which also happens to be my birthday, I'll let you off.

Do you get to look uber-hard with bandages now? "Back in 'Nam, yeah, there were 50, no, 100 of the bas..."

:)

Yes. They are all right now though. I think. It was video recorded but the idiot recording lost it by pressing "Rec." twice, i.e. deleting it.
*weep*

RoJ wrote:
> That's not pain, pain is when you are laid out spread eagled at the
> bottom of a hill and a car tyre rolled over your balls. That's pain
> all right.


That was you?

That's not pain, pain is when you are laid out spread eagled at the bottom of a hill and a car tyre rolled over your balls. That's pain all right.

I can't really do anything on my stairs: To go from my room I have to go down a flight of stairs, then a spiral staircase. Next comes a wood floor in front of a rather thick wall. Last time I tried running down wearing socks, it was very painful.

Head injuries? Not nice. A chunk of my right eyebrow is missing from when I fell off a chair onto a tiled floor when I was 6. There were still bloodstains all over the sitting room carpet when I moved out a year and a half later...

I jump my last few, as I am too small to hit the ceiling, but I occasionally slip at the bottom on the laminate flooring.

I could jump down mine... I'd hit the wall and probably end up with a few broken limbs at the bottom though.

It's curls round you see.

I cant jump down my stairs :( We dont have any :P

Or his wig.