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"Pain pain pain pain owww"

I was upstairs on the computer when the postman knocked at the door so I ran downstairs to collect my uni prospectus's but jumped the last few stairs, cracked my head on the ceiling and collapsed onto the floor. I awoke a few seconds later with a huge bloody lump on the top of my head, blood on the ceiling and the inability to see properly with my right eye.

and I have a lesson in half an hour.


Ouch.

Ouch, hope you ok and stuff man

Don't want to know what happened. Just move along please.

Paradox: wrote:
> and the inability to see properly with my right eye.

And I've had that problem since forever, at least if I lose my right eye in an accident it won't really matter.

;)

So the posty didn't even try to help out?

hope u feel beta Kyle :-)
i'm sure u'll get the parcels eventually!

KYLE!?

Its always you seety - school fence hurtin yourself all time

*huggles*

Hahaha!

I currently have a dislocated little finger, after punching someone in school today.

Der Nazi wrote:
> Head injuries? Not nice. A chunk of my right eyebrow is missing from
> when I fell off a chair onto a tiled floor when I was 6. There were
> still bloodstains all over the sitting room carpet when I moved out a
> year and a half later...

I cut my head open on a coffee table when I was 4 on holiday. Had to have a bunch of stitches in my head but didn't exactly lose my eyebrow. Either way, sounds painful.

And the moral of the story is...

...always lie in wait for the postman after sending off for a parcel....NEVER LET THEM ESCAPE!!!