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"Extended caption competition"

I went to a party the other week and got horrendously drunk - it was great.

And as usual I took loads of below average photos and am now looking to add some amusing captions to them - my pool of comedic resources emptied after just one caption so I need your help for the rest.

[URL]http://timmargh.net/photos/2004-06-26.shtml[/URL] to see the pictures and try not to be alarmed at them too much. I've already got one for photo #9: "Bottle opener? I've been using this ..." and photo #12 is crying out for a good caption.

Any good ones will be duly added the next time I do an update and each contributor will get the reward of knowing that they've made my life that little bit easier.

:^)

I highly doubt that either of those 'women' is Timmargh.

Now for my poor attempt:

[URL]http://timmargh.net/photos/fullsize/2004-06-26_31.jpg[/URL]

"I always thought Timmargh was lying when he said he could fly too."

gerrid wrote:
> [URL]http://timmargh.net/photos/fullsize/2004-06-26_23.jpg[/URL]
>
> "Not only was it not the toilet, but it made Timmargh wonder
> about his digestive capabilities"

I demand that this is used!

:^D

Heh Gerrid

[URL]http://timmargh.net/photos/fullsize/2004-06-26_04.jpg[/URL]

"Timmargh's stalker was caught on camera again, this time dressed as a scarecrow"

Cheers Tim for sending me a picture of porn and old people sleeping. It's like so many Christmassi came at once, with just as much mess.

[URL]http://timmargh.net/photos/fullsize/2004-06-26_10.jpg[/URL]

Reaching for the ketchup caused severe arm-sweat.

[URL]http://timmargh.net/photos/fullsize/2004-06-26_18.jpg[/URL]

The chin-smuggler strikes back

[URL]http://timmargh.net/photos/fullsize/2004-06-26_23.jpg[/URL]

"Not only was it not the toilet, but it made Timmargh wonder about his digestive capabilities"

10- "and thanks to this tomato ketchup bottle i have a perfectly fulfilling love life!"

hope i haven't offended anyone close ! lol