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"Extended caption competition"

I went to a party the other week and got horrendously drunk - it was great.

And as usual I took loads of below average photos and am now looking to add some amusing captions to them - my pool of comedic resources emptied after just one caption so I need your help for the rest.

[URL]http://timmargh.net/photos/2004-06-26.shtml[/URL] to see the pictures and try not to be alarmed at them too much. I've already got one for photo #9: "Bottle opener? I've been using this ..." and photo #12 is crying out for a good caption.

Any good ones will be duly added the next time I do an update and each contributor will get the reward of knowing that they've made my life that little bit easier.

:^)

[email protected]?

Nope. You're not on my list, at least.

I thought you told me yours and I added it to MSN...

Shyeah, right.

:^)

I thought I did?

I'd send it to you, too, but you won't give me your address.

Um, wha?

FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> Cheers Tim for sending me a picture of porn and old people
> sleeping. It's like so many Christmassi came at once, with just as
> much mess.
*****

You're welcome.

[URL]http://timmargh.net/photos/fullsize/2004-06-26_16.jpg[/URL]

During musical chairs, Timmargh tried to take advantage by following the hot single mum around…it all went very wrong.

[URL]http://timmargh.net/photos/fullsize/2004-06-26_08.jpg[/URL]

Magazine editors of Cover Girl take a risk by printing a picture of a pouting male with his sausage out.

[URL]http://timmargh.net/photos/fullsize/2004-06-26_24.jpg[/URL]

David Brent remains as popular as ever at the staff bash.

[URL]http://timmargh.net/photos/fullsize/2004-06-26_22.jpg[/URL]

The guests didn’t know how to react when a very drunk Timmargh performed his helicopter trick.

Ashman wrote:
> Now for my poor attempt:
>
> [URL]http://timmargh.net/photos/fullsize/2004-06-26_31.jpg[/URL]
>
> "I always thought Timmargh was lying when he said he could fly
> too."

Why is Sally Gunnel at tim's house?