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(You wanted a happy thread so here you go!)
If anyone mentions God, Wars, Death, Big Brother or anything else that isn't boob related then I will open a can of whoop ass on you.
So *Claps hands together*, Who loves boobs?
>Who loves boobs?
I'd love to have some myself - does that count?
:^D
Boobs never fail to surprise me.
Boobs are great and when most males answer the "What's the first thing you notice on a woman" question with rubbish like "Smile" or "Eyes", I tell the truth and say: "Her chest".
I've opened several conversations with women in the pub with "Nice t!ts. Can I buy you a drink?" because I know I can get away with it - it never results in anything other than a drink and a chat, but it makes me smile.
Call me shallow if you like, but I'm just a slave to my hormones.
*cries*
I want boobs
I think they're simply wonderful! I spent 13 years of my life with the former Mrs Light, who was less than generously endowed in that area. But over time, I grew used to the idea that I would never get the chance to bury my manhood betwixt two jiggling, benippled mounds of hot flesh and pound away like a feverish monkey. Happily, the new Mrs Light comes equipped with a 32D body. And I've been making up for lost time.
> Amen to that, sister.
> Hmm. Maybe I shouldn't have said 'sister', considering...
Don't worry about it, your sister has a great rack :^P