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(You wanted a happy thread so here you go!)
If anyone mentions God, Wars, Death, Big Brother or anything else that isn't boob related then I will open a can of whoop ass on you.
So *Claps hands together*, Who loves boobs?
I've played with deux pairs, average size... nice nipples.
I could rhapsodise about Mrs Light's gravity defying miracle orbs until the day Mary says "Hey, maybe I was wrong". I could compose soliloquy after soliloquy about how she likes them kneaded, pounded, bitten, and bashed. I might spend until the end of time searching for something to parallel them and still be disappointed. She has, in short, a cracking pair. And this weekend, I shall be reunited with both them and her after her holiday with her mates. You'll of course pardon me for quivering with anticipation...
All my friends say is:
" They just get in the way and hurt "
FOOLS
*thanks*
See?
that's why I'm always talking about them.
I could spend all day playing with them though.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm
hm. Perhaps that can be taken the wrong way...