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"My Birthday"

As to not to bore you to death, I shall keep this short.

Yes today I was 16.

Got:

- Calling and Keane albums
- My Family DVD
- Fruit machine - Top stuff.
- Made in America - Bill Bryson
- Dead Famous - Ben Elton
- Man about the Kitchen - Alastair Williams
- Clothes from Gran
- Money

Spent the afternoon with girl. Good times.

Spent evening at dinner with family. Good times.

Good park time + Good girl + Good kissing + good family meal + good presents = Good day

However must be up at 8 for work tomorrow.

G'night

(You may now leave thinking I'm a loser for posting that)

As to not to bore you to death, I shall keep this short.

Yes today I was 16.

Got:

- Calling and Keane albums
- My Family DVD
- Fruit machine - Top stuff.
- Made in America - Bill Bryson
- Dead Famous - Ben Elton
- Man about the Kitchen - Alastair Williams
- Clothes from Gran
- Money

Spent the afternoon with girl. Good times.

Spent evening at dinner with family. Good times.

Good park time + Good girl + Good kissing + good family meal + good presents = Good day

However must be up at 8 for work tomorrow.

G'night

(You may now leave thinking I'm a loser for posting that)

Colourless wrote:
> Good park time + Good girl + Good kissing + good family meal + good
> presents = Good day

You can only have a good day if you see 4 red cars in a row.

cookie monster wrote:
> You can only have a good day if you see 4 red cars in a row.

I saw 40 greeks who in a row. Who honked their horns at me.

Not sure if that was because Greece beat France or they thought I was beuatiful...

Happy birthday! Glad it was so nice. :)

Happy Birthday, I like birthdays unless I hate the person who the birthday boy. It's the one day I don't insult and glare at them...

I spent my 16th birthday on my PC, on the internet. What an extraordinary day that was.

And... BEN ELTON?

So it would seem. I hadn't seen the book before but I shall have a go at reading it.

The man about the kitchen book just takes the p!ss though..

Extract:

"Chicken Stock

Same as Beef stock, but with Chicken."

And at the beginning, JUST IN CASE I'M UNSURE, it gives me a definition of a knife.....

Colourless wrote:
> cookie monster wrote:
> You can only have a good day if you see 4 red cars in a row.
>
> I saw 40 greeks who in a row. Who honked their horns at me.
>
> Not sure if that was because France beat Greece or they thought I was
> beuatiful...


1-0 to Greece... therefore Greece won.

El Magnífico wrote:
> 1-0 to Greece... therefore Greece won.

"LMFAO."

Once again prrof that I am in fact a retard.