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*wipes eyes*
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Well at least "we're" consistent eh? Losing on penalties.
Again.

My favourite, play 'em again Sam moments?
The multi-millonaire shill, girl-voiced mongaloid hoofing it with the same amount of skill I possess.
Ahahahahahaha
Oh, oh...but by far and away the most gut-splitting, shriek inducing moment in football history in my mind?
Having the coup-de-grace delivered by a goalie.
A goalkeeper beat us.
You just can't be beaten with any more shameful a way than a goalkeeper sending "us" down.
Give that goalie a big shiny medal inscribed "I sent England out. Me, a goalkeeper"

Sure sure, pundits can sob and talk about losing Wayne Rooney (A "genius like Mozart" according to the super soaraway Sun), but at the end of the day England lost because a retard that earns more in a week than all of us combined in a year made the most spakky kick in the history of stupid football kicks.
Oh, and the opposing goalkeeper defeating that waxwork David James.
As I txted to a mate, I pray on bended knees that crying England fans hang themselves with their car-flags.

"We" lost again, get over it.
Remove your flags because you're suddenly not English and proud anymore (oh, as soon as Henman goes down in flames), stop painting your face like an idiot child at a school fete.

It's a game. A game where men kick a ball about.
It doesn't change the world, it won't cure cancer, it won't bring about world peace.
It's a game.
One that "we" play badly

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

excuse i bewhislt i die

Goatboy for vice president of the world!

Where did I "hammer" you? By saying your comment was exactly the reason I detest football fans? That's hardly "hammering" now is it?

Besides, I would have thought that the outpouring of grief and much wailing and gnashing of teeth would indicate a plethora of self-induced mortalities no?
And if that didn't happen, then I would proffer that my intial appraisal was spot-on - it just doesn't matter in the grander scheme of things?

So you're either committed to your cause of football and treat it like it's "being dumped" and hurl yourself into a river with barbells tied around your ankles, or you stop foaming, take a step back and say (after a deep breath) "Hey Goatboy was right, it's only 11 men kicking a sphere around! Wow, now I can apply that passion to something else that might make a difference!"

Pffft

Goatboy, You hammer me for saying I hope you get hurt, but being saddened by the lack of death? You disgust me.

And their Jellyfish can kill you.

Nope, still out.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

And I am sad to note that there have been no grief related suicides at the humiliating defeat of England at the hands (well, feet but hey) of the Portuguese Goalie.

And in honour of the host nation's victory, I would like to pass on this victory motto for the England fans:
"Vai Toma No Cu"

the sagacious one wrote:

Why hasn't anyone made a pun on the film title "Bend it like Beckham" yet?
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I think the title should be more appropriatly titled 'Bender like Beckham'.

Mmmmmmmm Kiera Knightly and Parminda Nagra in the same movie, in football shorts.

Indeed.

"Bend it Like Beckham: Over the Freaking Crossbar"

monkey_man wrote:
> *tries to think of funny comeback*
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> Nice one Saggy, you killed the conversation.

*tries really hard to think of a catalyst for the continuation of the conversation*

Why hasn't anyone made a pun on the film title "Bend it like Beckham" yet?