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"Guess the sketch."

Ok, here's a little idea to keep everyone bust 'til E3. Let's have a game of "Guess the sketch".

Some one post a sentence or a short paragraph from a sketch from the TV or a film or whatever, and everyone else has to guess where it came from.

Here's a nice easy one to start:

"So I curtailed my Walpoling activites, sallied forth and infiltrated this place of purveyance, no negotiate the vending of some cheesy comestibles."

Not too difficult, not for some of the older posters anyway....

Got some more for you:

1). Tyrone, things come up from behind when you reverse!

2). One day, one day some kids from the block carried my mothers grocery all the way home....

3). But in the end, we f'd it all up

4). It is a black art, and I, ****, am the blackest of the black. Or even the Great White, black master great, white black....

The 1st one is from Die Hard as the helicopters attack the Nakatomi building towards the end.

I am the Tarrant wrote:

1.?
2. Monty Python's Meaning of life?
yes, its meaning of life
3. YH has
> already done.
4. Life of Brian?
right again
5. Holy Grail?
No, that not what was thinking of. I think I know where you were going with that one.
6. ?
7. Red Dwarf
> series three, episode 2, 'Marooned'
Again correct

So now its just

1. Don't let me catch any of you guys in America
2. Avenge me son, avenge my death
3. "I think he want to govern Britain" "Well stop him..."

For three, the ... means i've cut the end of someone's line off, so it s not obvious.

Also I think I know your third quote. Is it from Ace Ventura pet detective? Also is the first one from independence day?

Sorry Grix old buddy! You were right about the Evil dead no.4 (Army of Darkness) but they're all from films and therefore not from Red Dwarf!

Number two is a Red Dwarf eight bit... can't remember the name of the episode. Part two of something... Birdman?

Number 4 is probably from one of the Evil Deads... hmmm... that's about it for me. :)

Try these:

1. "Woo hoo! Just like Saigon, eh slick?"

2. "WE.. ARE GOING.. TO DIE"

3. "Thats it! That's the connection!"

4. ".. and I guess in my own way, I am king. Hail to the king baby!"

5. "I can't do this with all that noise!"

Anyone who gets all 5 can have a fresh home-baked cookie!!!

Good luck :-)

Bronzefinger wrote:
> All the guesses are right, apart from for number 1, but I've told
> you about that. As you've got all of mine (bar one) I'll have to
> try harder

Number 6 is still standing, which I will list again
> here with some new ones. There are some TV and some film quotes
> here. The original number 6 is now number 1 here.
1.
> "Don't let me catch any of you guys in America"
2.
> "I didn't eat any of the bloody mousse"
3. "That
> was never 5 minutes just now","Yes it was"...
4.
> "And there will be a great confusion about where things really
> are"
5. "Avenge me son, avenge my, death"
6.
> "I think he wants to govern Britain","Well stop him
> ...."
7. "You know what's going to get eaten last don't
> you. I can't stand pot noodle"


1.?
2. Monty Python's Meaning of life?
3. YH has already done.
4. Life of Brian?
5. Holy Grail?
6. ?
7. Red Dwarf series three, episode 2, 'Marooned'

Damn Shanks, you got the knowledge and a love of classic movies.

I shall dig deep and try to fox you...

Goatboy wrote:
> Ok, try these (again from same place)

"It's you he wants,
> offer yourself to him"

"I mean to have you boy, even if
> it means burglary"

"The 60's are drawing to a close and
> as Presuming Ed here has so consistently pointed out, we have failed
> to paint it black"

"Christ I'm getting the fear...my
> thumbs have gone weird...I need some sugar"

"I'm a
> trained actor, reduced to the status of a bum!"


Without a shadow of a doubt... Withnail and I! :-)

3) was the argument sketch, you were right your honour. Still 6 more to get and I think they are slightly obscurer.