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"Hello, I'm ugly and I like to f **k horses."

*Throws up*

Holy mother in hell.

"Oh I must have been around 22 the first time I allowed a dog to have sexual intercourse with"

"Technically, I was a virgin until I was 29, up until then I was a zooblah blah"

*VOMITS*

Sh.t the bed this is sick.
WHERE THE HELL IS MY REMOTE?!!!?

English_Bloke wrote:
> Could you imagine if a horse screwed a lass?
>
> Those lips would scrape the floor.

I ha ... my mate has a video of it.

Beefs, Azul. Magick Beefs.

and your mother makes quality porridge. Yes.

Mattributé wrote:
> I don't think the SR staff appreciate stories about Azuls mum, though

I know, and I'm disappointed. Do they not know quality when they see it?

Harsh!

At least wait til Azul is here to defend himself!

Bah.

If I posted this about one of my floosies, I'd get banned.

I don't think the SR staff appreciate stories about Azuls mum, though

*watching big brother while typing this post* enteresting.........

Hahaha, you really think that girls who sleep with you are lucky??

Don't think Cheryl is very lucky when you don't remember her name!!

When you get lucky

English_Bloke wrote:
> ~Darling~ wrote:
> No i don't i must have erased you!
>
> Well fcuk you then

when

~Darling~ wrote:
> No i don't i must have erased you!

Well fcuk you then