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"chat up lines"

how do you get a girlfriend, what do girls want, any fail safe chat up lines.

mog wrote:
> cRaCkHeAd wrote:
> chat line: "I'm a virgin"
>
> The truth usually works crackhead. how cute.

I know..........

English_Bloke wrote:
> America?

Here, I think.

'get your coat love, you've pulled'

or in the words of my dad

'get your coat love...your going home alone tonight'

I say make her smell you. (You'll have to smell right, of course.)

"Hi...um...I was just wondering if I could get a woman's opinion on this new cologne I just bought. What do you think?"

Woo! I think any woman who'll smell you is worth giving a chance. Hah! If you're a sick-puppy (like grix), you'll try these lines without the cologne. :P

cRaCkHeAd wrote:
> chat line: "I'm a virgin"

The truth usually works crackhead. how cute.

they'll ignore you, give them a hotdog.......

How about.

Hi, I'm . Whats your name?

Its usually the best place to start.

Possibly add one/all of the following:

How are you? Where are you from? Would you like a drink? Can I touch your boob?

best chat line: will you go out with me, I'll cry and tell everyone your secret........

Colourless wrote:
> Smiley's attempt.
> Heh. Genius.
>
> [URL]http://ukchatforums.reserve.co.uk/display_messages.php?threadid=102170&forumid=423[/URL]
>
> "can i have your msn so i can talk to you for future needs an to
> get to know you better"
>
> Pure genius.

hehe, class...
ya gotta give him props for trying :)

Give me some sugar and some milk