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Capital One No Hassle Platinum Plus Card. Right. Apart from being mildy lame in name, the amount of crappy ads they have is unbelievable. And the fact they change every damn ad about a week after you first see it suggests they have no clue. Plus, on their latest ad, they took out the little 'wwoooobobibibiblblle!' noise the green monster makes, which was hilarious. Fools.
Thanks to Gamesfreak, those Knor sauce ads with the panda. OH LOOK! The panda speaks like a common Englishman! Beltin'! You little minx! How terribly......unoriginal and completely unfunny. Tries to be funny, falls between two stools, and skewers its nads on a - skewer. I hate those ads that revert to humour (i.e let's change a stereotype, by subverting it with an unexpected and funny voice!) Lame, lame lame. Sorry Gamesfreak. But lame.
All these football ads. I like football. I don't like adverts. In particular McDonalds. 'Buy a big Mac bla bla bla' - in perfect English from a perfectly clean and friendly teenage girl. Yeah right. Although the 'Free One!' cry is mildly amusing, the 'bana ba ba noooow!' is utterly infuriating, especially with that sh*te noise that makes it. Rubbish.
And that coke ad with the kid who can't f**king kick a ball. Then he goes 'goal? GOAAALLL!'. Retarded, generic and retarded again.
Anyone else?
"You are floating in the water, in the water, in the water."
"FREE ONE! FREE ONE!" etc
And the 118 ads kicked some.
'If you buy one, you get one free.'
'I say, if you buy one, you get one free.'
Flipping double glazing window ad's. What are they like! Would rather go to the dentist and have teeth pulled.
> Saw the McDonalds Euro 2004 ad - it ruled.
>
> "You are floating in the water, in the water, in the
> water."
> "FREE ONE! FREE ONE!" etc
>
> And the 118 ads kicked some.
Nah, the McDonalds' one is fine, until the diabolical theme tune is played on those football horn things. It's utter rubbish.
And that Coke ad? That kid can't even fecking kick the ball, and then goes 'GOOOOOOALLL!' It's just rubbish as well. All these football cash in ads are annoying me, althought Nike ones have an air of class about them. But all these footballers are cash who*es.
They can't disappoint me.
> I hate those esure adverts, they're just plain annoying.
"Calm down dear, you're on the telly."
Yes, they are indeed poo, and frightening as it is one came on today during the football.