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"More annoying ads"

Halifax ones aside, with the goon Howard, we have others.

Capital One No Hassle Platinum Plus Card. Right. Apart from being mildy lame in name, the amount of crappy ads they have is unbelievable. And the fact they change every damn ad about a week after you first see it suggests they have no clue. Plus, on their latest ad, they took out the little 'wwoooobobibibiblblle!' noise the green monster makes, which was hilarious. Fools.

Thanks to Gamesfreak, those Knor sauce ads with the panda. OH LOOK! The panda speaks like a common Englishman! Beltin'! You little minx! How terribly......unoriginal and completely unfunny. Tries to be funny, falls between two stools, and skewers its nads on a - skewer. I hate those ads that revert to humour (i.e let's change a stereotype, by subverting it with an unexpected and funny voice!) Lame, lame lame. Sorry Gamesfreak. But lame.

All these football ads. I like football. I don't like adverts. In particular McDonalds. 'Buy a big Mac bla bla bla' - in perfect English from a perfectly clean and friendly teenage girl. Yeah right. Although the 'Free One!' cry is mildly amusing, the 'bana ba ba noooow!' is utterly infuriating, especially with that sh*te noise that makes it. Rubbish.

And that coke ad with the kid who can't f**king kick a ball. Then he goes 'goal? GOAAALLL!'. Retarded, generic and retarded again.

Anyone else?

The Extra advert with Hanson in it is great hurrey Hanson!

mmmmbop im a shemale mmmmbop

Ginger Peni wrote:
> That Michael Winner ad makes me want to hurt things everytime I see
> it.
>
> "I'm not his sister"
>
OMG i just saw that advert on channel four. And its for Esure apparantly an insurance company

That Michael Winner ad makes me want to hurt things everytime I see it.

"I'm not his sister"

*punches dog*

I hate most ads but I can't remember most of them because I've trained my brain to not store them for future annoyance. Hmm let's see:

That ad with Michael Winner and some blonde bint talking about insuring "Posh cars". Laugh at the hilarious running joke about being his sister [company] and then the forced "madness" as she does a stupid run with the placard.

****s!

There's an ad outside Clapham Junction station with Winner on and that old bint with her saying "hello mum" and him saying "calm down dear it's onl;y a poster". I try not to look at it but sometimes I forget. To atone for this I spend the next minute looking directly at the Sun. Usually page 3 (badom!)

****s!

Those IT ads where they try and make it seem really cool if your server does stuff that another server doesn't.

Aggggggggggggh I'm remembering them.

Oh, and the WKD one's have gone way down hill. They are just retardedly random now.

Hmmm the only advert which annoys the living daylights out of me is that Coke one. Its just pointless. I understand it Euro 2004 but that kid when he says "Goal? "GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL " i just wanna smack him on the side of the head with a wet kipper!

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maddmun wrote:
> That's Mcdonalds you tart.

Meh, same thing.*


* - Well, not really, but meh...

It's brilliance.

That's Mcdonalds you tart.