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That's £12.30 please

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Thank you.


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Umpalumpa wrote:
> I'm 5' nothing,

Not a bad height, for, stuff.

How old are you?

> i wouldn't mind doing the training though!

Dirty bird

English_Bloke wrote:
> Fooly Cooly wrote:
> is it an offence to sniff the seat of the exercise bike in the
> womens
> gym?
>
> Best. Post. Today!

*nods*

Fooly Cooly wrote:
> is it an offence to sniff the seat of the exercise bike in the womens
> gym?

ew!! You like that farty sweaty smell then?

Arrest him

PEDO PERV PEDO

Fooly Cooly wrote:
> is it an offence to sniff the seat of the exercise bike in the womens
> gym?

Best. Post. Today!

English_Bloke wrote:
> Umpalumpa wrote:
> Yeah thats when my dream faded away! I'd still like to do it though
> but i'm little and wouldn't be much use!
>
> As your bloke probably says, size isn't all.
>
> I have a mate who is 5'5" who has just got in to the fire
> service.
>
> If it's what you REALLY want, go for it.

I'm 5' nothing, I don't want to do it no more. At work I have to use a ladder all the time, i'm not bothered about my height, but i know that if i was in the fire service i'd act all girly and need protecting etc etc, i wouldn't mind doing the training though!

Oh yeah, some bawbag had a go at my mum the other night.

Sort it out EB, my town's 'force' are fat and four hours late for everything.

English_Bloke wrote:
> Can you describe it for me?

oh make jokes, but that bag of grass cuttings was given to me as a gift for my birthday when I was 8 years old.

is it an offence to sniff the seat of the exercise bike in the womens gym?

it's black and full of grass cuttings.