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Now we mustn't go "over the top" here.
Devise the termination, or arrange the destruction, of a FOG regular or newbie.
But - it must be connected with gaming or console wars, otherwise it doesn't count!
(This was er-no's idea so don't blame it on me)
Devise the termination, or arrange the destruction, of a FOG regular or newbie.
But - it must be connected with gaming or console wars, otherwise it doesn't count!
(This was er-no's idea so don't blame it on me)
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I am the Tarrant wrote:
> Ant sat merrily playing on his PS2. Suddenly, with very little
> warning, as is the nature of sudden things, Ant felt the need for
> sugar.
He looked around his house. None to be found. Then a voice
> came from on high.
"Ant this is the Evi.... I mean the Good
> Almighty God Tarrant speaking. Why don't you eat the other members
> of FoG for they are made of sugar!"
Ant, suffering from
> sugar withdrawal, chose to obey the almighty (and devilishly evil
> Tarrant) and gulped down each FoG member one by one.
Sadly, for
> Tarrant, he had forgotten to remove himself from the forum and
> suffered the same fate as the others.
Ant sat back, full of food!
> Aah he thought to himself, that's much better.
He was found 4
> days later having died from lack of sugar.
The Tarrant had
> lied.
THE END :-)
HAHAHA, that was good!
> Ant sat merrily playing on his PS2. Suddenly, with very little
> warning, as is the nature of sudden things, Ant felt the need for
> sugar.
He looked around his house. None to be found. Then a voice
> came from on high.
"Ant this is the Evi.... I mean the Good
> Almighty God Tarrant speaking. Why don't you eat the other members
> of FoG for they are made of sugar!"
Ant, suffering from
> sugar withdrawal, chose to obey the almighty (and devilishly evil
> Tarrant) and gulped down each FoG member one by one.
Sadly, for
> Tarrant, he had forgotten to remove himself from the forum and
> suffered the same fate as the others.
Ant sat back, full of food!
> Aah he thought to himself, that's much better.
He was found 4
> days later having died from lack of sugar.
The Tarrant had
> lied.
THE END :-)
HAHAHA, that was good!
Grix Thraves had just won the ninth game in a row for his amazing write ups on all things gaming, he then looked in the mirror to see that his head had inflated to a massive amount! He managed to climb into his bedroom through the window and sat down to play his NES, out of the box came Shadowgate, Grix picked up the control and it slipped out of them, flying through the air, and the corner of the amazing sharp controller POPPED his head!.
hahah :P it wasn't good, I was bored!
hahah :P it wasn't good, I was bored!
I am the Tarrant wrote:
> Ant sat merrily playing on his PS2. Suddenly, with very little
> warning, as is the nature of sudden things, Ant felt the need for
> sugar.
He looked around his house. None to be found. Then a voice
> came from on high.
"Ant this is the Evi.... I mean the Good
> Almighty God Tarrant speaking. Why don't you eat the other members
> of FoG for they are made of sugar!"
Ant, suffering from
> sugar withdrawal, chose to obey the almighty (and devilishly evil
> Tarrant) and gulped down each FoG member one by one.
Sadly, for
> Tarrant, he had forgotten to remove himself from the forum and
> suffered the same fate as the others.
Ant sat back, full of food!
> Aah he thought to himself, that's much better.
He was found 4
> days later having died from lack of sugar.
The Tarrant had
> lied.
THE END :-)
Nooooooo, I hate sorry endings! Okay, no-ones sorry so I will change that too sad.
It was a great shock to me that Ant died of a lack of sugar.
M16 reaches for a tissue.
He will be greatly missed.
{Don't forget that Tarrant person}
And Tarrant will be missed too, well, sort of :-)
{Maybe Ant will rise from the dead}
I doubt it, Easter has all ready been on gone i'm afraid :-)
> Ant sat merrily playing on his PS2. Suddenly, with very little
> warning, as is the nature of sudden things, Ant felt the need for
> sugar.
He looked around his house. None to be found. Then a voice
> came from on high.
"Ant this is the Evi.... I mean the Good
> Almighty God Tarrant speaking. Why don't you eat the other members
> of FoG for they are made of sugar!"
Ant, suffering from
> sugar withdrawal, chose to obey the almighty (and devilishly evil
> Tarrant) and gulped down each FoG member one by one.
Sadly, for
> Tarrant, he had forgotten to remove himself from the forum and
> suffered the same fate as the others.
Ant sat back, full of food!
> Aah he thought to himself, that's much better.
He was found 4
> days later having died from lack of sugar.
The Tarrant had
> lied.
THE END :-)
Nooooooo, I hate sorry endings! Okay, no-ones sorry so I will change that too sad.
It was a great shock to me that Ant died of a lack of sugar.
M16 reaches for a tissue.
He will be greatly missed.
{Don't forget that Tarrant person}
And Tarrant will be missed too, well, sort of :-)
{Maybe Ant will rise from the dead}
I doubt it, Easter has all ready been on gone i'm afraid :-)
Ant sat merrily playing on his PS2. Suddenly, with very little warning, as is the nature of sudden things, Ant felt the need for sugar.
He looked around his house. None to be found. Then a voice came from on high.
"Ant this is the Evi.... I mean the Good Almighty God Tarrant speaking. Why don't you eat the other members of FoG for they are made of sugar!"
Ant, suffering from sugar withdrawal, chose to obey the almighty (and devilishly evil Tarrant) and gulped down each FoG member one by one.
Sadly, for Tarrant, he had forgotten to remove himself from the forum and suffered the same fate as the others.
Ant sat back, full of food! Aah he thought to himself, that's much better.
He was found 4 days later having died from lack of sugar.
The Tarrant had lied.
THE END :-)
He looked around his house. None to be found. Then a voice came from on high.
"Ant this is the Evi.... I mean the Good Almighty God Tarrant speaking. Why don't you eat the other members of FoG for they are made of sugar!"
Ant, suffering from sugar withdrawal, chose to obey the almighty (and devilishly evil Tarrant) and gulped down each FoG member one by one.
Sadly, for Tarrant, he had forgotten to remove himself from the forum and suffered the same fate as the others.
Ant sat back, full of food! Aah he thought to himself, that's much better.
He was found 4 days later having died from lack of sugar.
The Tarrant had lied.
THE END :-)
er-no wrote:
> umm. not really funny considering I only have to wait 11 days before I get to play the Inhouse Eidos Gamecube!!
so you didnt like my story? boo hoo
i thought it was allrite, but that me...
> umm. not really funny considering I only have to wait 11 days before I get to play the Inhouse Eidos Gamecube!!
so you didnt like my story? boo hoo
i thought it was allrite, but that me...
er-no, you get to play the Gamecube in 11 days?? You lucky git, tell us all what it's like :-)
umm. not really funny considering I only have to wait 11 days before I get to play the Inhouse Eidos Gamecube!!
and Mantis my idea can't be reverted against me!!
and Mantis my idea can't be reverted against me!!
er-no was so desperate to get his hand on a gamecube.
"i will play one before anoyone else!" he cried. He strapped on his bullet proof vest, took out his falcon 2 and told his mum not to bother making dinner for him.
That night, he snuck off to Nintendo's HQ, where he was greeted with several gaurds.
Now anyone else would have legged it, but er-no kept his cool, and used all that Perfect Dark training and his goldeneye skill to good use. "They say videogames are a waste of time" he laughed to himself and in a few seconds, he wasted the gaurds.
Through the floors he went, silently shooting anyone who stood in his way, the he reached the room...
There it stood, in a glass box, lazers surrounding it. The GameCube never looked so good. He got the lazers out of the way with a helpful mirror and opening the glass was childsplay.
"It's like taking candy for a baby" he chuckled to himself, removing it from the case. He carried it to the nearest T.V he could find bursting with excitment. "Thats strange" he thought to himself" no-one ever told me the gamecube made a ticking sound.
Of course it was too late. er-no's small brain didn't work fast enough, not telling him to RUN! He was caught in the middle of the blast.
The GameCube was a dummy, nintendo had be expecting his attempted play of it for months, but saddly er-no's greed for gaming led to his death.
Thanks for reading
Mantis
"i will play one before anoyone else!" he cried. He strapped on his bullet proof vest, took out his falcon 2 and told his mum not to bother making dinner for him.
That night, he snuck off to Nintendo's HQ, where he was greeted with several gaurds.
Now anyone else would have legged it, but er-no kept his cool, and used all that Perfect Dark training and his goldeneye skill to good use. "They say videogames are a waste of time" he laughed to himself and in a few seconds, he wasted the gaurds.
Through the floors he went, silently shooting anyone who stood in his way, the he reached the room...
There it stood, in a glass box, lazers surrounding it. The GameCube never looked so good. He got the lazers out of the way with a helpful mirror and opening the glass was childsplay.
"It's like taking candy for a baby" he chuckled to himself, removing it from the case. He carried it to the nearest T.V he could find bursting with excitment. "Thats strange" he thought to himself" no-one ever told me the gamecube made a ticking sound.
Of course it was too late. er-no's small brain didn't work fast enough, not telling him to RUN! He was caught in the middle of the blast.
The GameCube was a dummy, nintendo had be expecting his attempted play of it for months, but saddly er-no's greed for gaming led to his death.
Thanks for reading
Mantis
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