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"Death Thread 2."

Now we mustn't go "over the top" here.

Devise the termination, or arrange the destruction, of a FOG regular or newbie.

But - it must be connected with gaming or console wars, otherwise it doesn't count!

(This was er-no's idea so don't blame it on me)

10 ways to cook sheepy anyone!

SHEEPY wrote:
> There was a guy called Tony running the marathon today he got interviewed thought it sounded like you Tony :D

Wasn't me.

I'm the only Tony here, but not out there.
Tony is only here, he's not out there.

Very good ant, but it could happen....

Darkness_2K had become bored of his N64, as he knew it wasn't as good as the PSX, PS2 or Dreamcast.

He hadn't played it for over a month. But one day, he was SOOOOO bored, that he had nothing else to do but play it.

He turned on Goldeneye, and suddenly, James Bond jumped out of the picture and shot him in both legs. Darkness was screaming in pain, blood everywhere.

Then, suddenly, all his N64 game characters begun to jump out of the drawer he keeps them in.

Luke Skywalker chopped one of his toes off with his Lightsabre, Scotty 2 Hotty gave him the WORM, Joanna Dark got out one of her large futuristic rocket launchers, and blowed him into oblivion.

The End.

There was a guy called Tony running the marathon today he got interviewed thought it sounded like you Tony :D

er-no wrote:
> Nothing on my site at the moment, apart from a forum.


Precisly!

My advice:
Moderate your forum before you Mum kills you.

Shaneo blows Time Warps head off with a Shotgun from Q3 Arena!

Dringo wrote:
> Unlucky...

I want to press the L and R buttons again

I WANT A
> GAMECUBE!!!

Was it as good as you were hoping for then?

meka looked around anxiously. To his left were the doors marked 'X-Box testing area'. To his right were doors marked 'Gamecube testing area'. Straight ahead were doors marked 'Ps2 testing area. Meka didn't know how he had got here - he had just woken up one day and found himself in this strange place. He looked down, found he had a pair of pistols at his waist.

"A pair of golden rhinos" he said, not realising he had made a pathetic joke. In fact, he had a pair of golden magnums.

Meka took the door to the right, leading to the Gamecube testing room.

As he creaked the door open, he paused to look through. It was luckey he did, because there was a possy of familier looking gaurds. They were the gaurds from Goldeneye, more specificly from the Temple level. On 00 Agent. The Moonraker carrying ones.

Meka turned back. He didn't want a GC THAT much. Not wanting to surcumb to Bill Gates, he went straight ahead to the Ps2 area.

Remembering last time, he checked around before venturing in. There were a bunch of Resident Evil zombies lurching around. Meka decided against trying to get past them, because they smelled REAL bad.

Only one way to go now. The X-Box room. Meka checks like before, and sees a bunch of various enemies there. The door shuts behind him with a crack.

On closer inspection, there are hundreds of enemies. They notice meka, and advance toward him. Meka is about to soil himself, when he remembers something he read on IGN.

ALL THE ENEMIES (ie screenshots) ARE FAKE! Meka congratulates himself on his smart thinking, and causually walks past the baddies, greeting them with a curtly "good day".

The baddies savage meka, tearing him into little pieces.

You'll just have to wait like the rest of us!