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"Open Your Bloody Eyes, Morons. Bollocks..."

Before I start, I want you to know I'm not being bitter. Not at all. I'm simply utterly confused, bamboozled, bemused, bewildered - whatever. I instantly know as I type this, I'll get the flourish of "omg ur jst cryin cuz u dint win!1".
Not at all.

I just really cannot understand how a paint job - and so poor a paint job at that - won. Excluding my own, there were plenty of other great if not better efforts. They looked better, more effort was made, and they generally didn't look utter cockshank.

I mean, part of the incoherently thrown together concoction of, to be honest, pish-poor drawings, was this -- [URL]http://www.geocities.com/thekyzzone3/footballfosco.JPG[/URL]

Sorry, but come on. That is blindingly poor. It looks as if it were drawn by a retarded Himalayan gorilla with the intelligence of a teaspoon, and the mental capacity of a pencil.
Just to reiterate for those with a memory span of a finger nail (which is the majority of you), this is not meant to be a whiny ar**d post. Just a statement of my complete and utter confusion at how such, and to steal Nashy's word, 'cockshank' won.

Para's submissions: [URL]http://fosco.tk[/URL]
My own: [URL]http://firestorm.staghosting.com/images/other/tontysketch.jpg[/URL]

I'd like your honest opinion here.
Which do you believe is the better drawing(s)? I really wouldn't have put such effort in if I knew the former link would win.
What a way to waste more than a week of valuable revision time.

I'm still sure I'll get the barrage of "omg ur crap cuz u dint win!11392", and "but omg it woz para!1 ur jst jelus!1".
To this I say, shut up and open your eyes.
Freakin' morons.

At least my picture made sense in the slightest. And at least I could spell "Tony", rather than "omg sherrrighef".
Hmmm.
And please, oh please - don't try and guilt trip me because of my insulting of those utterly retarded...things, because it's plain to see.
They're boll*cks.

I tried so very hard to like your entries Kyz, I really did. I tried three times, but failed each time due to the fact that I failed to go not 10 seconds without feeling the need to bludgeon my own head with a knife in an attempt to rid my mind of the images.
Bah.

Not bitter. Honest.

mattributé wrote:
> If it was about special needs, Para should've won.

LOL

Matt = Winner

Taking into consideration this humour factor, someone please, for the life of me, explain how his were funny.
Please.
I beg of you.

The only thing funny is that SR managed to think it was worthy of the EGAD.

Just drop it.

I prefered Paradox's submissions.

But you're a fundamentalist. So your opinion doesn't count.

Forest Fan wrote:
> I prefered Paradox's submissions.

well it certainly was original

But, lt me get this straight. Was this for the "Draw the staff" competition? Sure, your drawing (Azul) is quite an excellent pencil sketch, but it's of Tony Hart. Paradox's are at least a member of staff. I'm confused.............

[edit] Ahhh "tonty". (tontysketch.jpg) Sorry, I thought it was Tony. Hmmm. Still confused.

mattributé wrote:
> If it was abot fun, CTU should've won.
>
> If it was about skill, Azul should've won.
>
> If it was about special needs, Para should've won.


O MY GOODNESS...

is that SH*T on your NOSE?!

I think it is... wait ...