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"Men are the hardest people to buy pressies for..."

And it's the Ogre's Birthday in a month. Bah, no idea what I'm going to get him. :(

Playstation games

be§§ant™ wrote:
> the best way to find out what he wants is...
>
> give him a variety of choclates,

you do realise 'the ORGE' is a man and not Rosalind's very femine lesbian lover, don't you?

Erotic pictures of me.

the best way to find out what he wants is...

give him a variety of choclates,
take notes of how quckly he eats them and how he comments on them,

make sure you like the chcolate as well.

buy him a bulk pack of that particular chocolate.


that way...

-he likes his present
-you like the present, and he's bound to give you one ...

P.S. make sure it isn't bob the builder chocolate set or something.

Get him some new trainers. Make sure they are similar to his current. Maybe even the same.
Always works.

Lil Ginge wrote:
> Tell me about it!
>
> Its 'jus want a cuddle dont get me anything'
>
> or
>
> 'Dont you dar eget me one of those there too expensive'
>
> Or
>
> 'I have everything I need and want - dont worry!'
>
> But of course when he buys you a diamond ring and necklace set paired
> with gorgeous earings and a holiday to spain what can YOU do>! huh
> huh?
>
> HELP!

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Sounds the actions of a guilty man, I'd watch him.

*whistles*

Anne Summers

cookie monster wrote:
> Buy him a dancing Gizmo.

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I knew it!

Anyway, may I suggest getting him some porn? Or giving him a lapdance? Or dressing up as a nurse?

Rosalind wrote:
> he really hates football....
That's the first sign you are marrying either a gay man or a psycopath.
>
> and clothes
That's normal enough though.
>
> especially my clothes
That depends on what you are wearing. I suggest Agent Provocateur. You get to shop and he has a great time. Sorted.

Rosalind wrote:
> he really hates football....
>
> and clothes
>
> especially my clothes

That's perfect then, give yourself to him naked.