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I'm really bored.
Also I havent slept in 3 days- is the insomnia contest still on and if so am I winning?
There's been a stray cat frequenting my house, which is rather amusing as my mother is petrified of them and will bolt into the living room like a spooked horse every time she sees it.
Also there have been burgurlars frequenting the house, although they're stupid. I keep shouting at them and they keep coming back and trying to break into the garage with all sorts of fancy gadgetry (mostly crowbars and big sticks). The humour in this is that there is a key for the garage taped to the inside of the bin lid - incase we get locked out. There is also a further key stashed inside the garage for the house. However as their mental capacity equals that of a bus ticket in a puddle they havent quite figured out how to get in, yet. There isn't even anything good in there - my old bike which is probably worth about £15, and some bottles of fizzy pop that wont fit in the fridge.
I'm so bored I'd probably let English Bloke piece me with his love truncheon.
Also I havent slept in 3 days- is the insomnia contest still on and if so am I winning?
There's been a stray cat frequenting my house, which is rather amusing as my mother is petrified of them and will bolt into the living room like a spooked horse every time she sees it.
Also there have been burgurlars frequenting the house, although they're stupid. I keep shouting at them and they keep coming back and trying to break into the garage with all sorts of fancy gadgetry (mostly crowbars and big sticks). The humour in this is that there is a key for the garage taped to the inside of the bin lid - incase we get locked out. There is also a further key stashed inside the garage for the house. However as their mental capacity equals that of a bus ticket in a puddle they havent quite figured out how to get in, yet. There isn't even anything good in there - my old bike which is probably worth about £15, and some bottles of fizzy pop that wont fit in the fridge.
I'm so bored I'd probably let English Bloke piece me with his love truncheon.
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or drink it. freaking mongs.
I've got a better idea: Spray them with a mixture of thick luminous paint and urine through a high-pressure water gun or something. They'll get freaked out and stink of urine, so they'll probably do a runner.
I would RoJ, but they've got some menacing looking spears to accompany their animal-skin apparel and caveman beards
Wait in the bushes for the burglars, and then get the fcukers with your assorted blade set.
By God, you have idiotic burglars in your area! Where I live, they try and steal car keys by shoving craftily-made hooks through peoples' letterboxes. They particularly like Audis, Mercs and BMWs so my Dad now stores the keys to his Merc E220 estate in the sitting room.
I'm really bored.
Also I havent slept in 3 days- is the insomnia contest still on and if so am I winning?
There's been a stray cat frequenting my house, which is rather amusing as my mother is petrified of them and will bolt into the living room like a spooked horse every time she sees it.
Also there have been burgurlars frequenting the house, although they're stupid. I keep shouting at them and they keep coming back and trying to break into the garage with all sorts of fancy gadgetry (mostly crowbars and big sticks). The humour in this is that there is a key for the garage taped to the inside of the bin lid - incase we get locked out. There is also a further key stashed inside the garage for the house. However as their mental capacity equals that of a bus ticket in a puddle they havent quite figured out how to get in, yet. There isn't even anything good in there - my old bike which is probably worth about £15, and some bottles of fizzy pop that wont fit in the fridge.
I'm so bored I'd probably let English Bloke piece me with his love truncheon.
Also I havent slept in 3 days- is the insomnia contest still on and if so am I winning?
There's been a stray cat frequenting my house, which is rather amusing as my mother is petrified of them and will bolt into the living room like a spooked horse every time she sees it.
Also there have been burgurlars frequenting the house, although they're stupid. I keep shouting at them and they keep coming back and trying to break into the garage with all sorts of fancy gadgetry (mostly crowbars and big sticks). The humour in this is that there is a key for the garage taped to the inside of the bin lid - incase we get locked out. There is also a further key stashed inside the garage for the house. However as their mental capacity equals that of a bus ticket in a puddle they havent quite figured out how to get in, yet. There isn't even anything good in there - my old bike which is probably worth about £15, and some bottles of fizzy pop that wont fit in the fridge.
I'm so bored I'd probably let English Bloke piece me with his love truncheon.
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