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"I nailed a NUN!!!!11"

I'm really bored.

Also I havent slept in 3 days- is the insomnia contest still on and if so am I winning?

There's been a stray cat frequenting my house, which is rather amusing as my mother is petrified of them and will bolt into the living room like a spooked horse every time she sees it.

Also there have been burgurlars frequenting the house, although they're stupid. I keep shouting at them and they keep coming back and trying to break into the garage with all sorts of fancy gadgetry (mostly crowbars and big sticks). The humour in this is that there is a key for the garage taped to the inside of the bin lid - incase we get locked out. There is also a further key stashed inside the garage for the house. However as their mental capacity equals that of a bus ticket in a puddle they havent quite figured out how to get in, yet. There isn't even anything good in there - my old bike which is probably worth about £15, and some bottles of fizzy pop that wont fit in the fridge.

I'm so bored I'd probably let English Bloke piece me with his love truncheon.

stupid really, we keep our car keys in a pot right near the front door - keys for four cars all parked outside the house. Unfortunately for the burglars I tend not to go to sleep till 4am and people are usually up at 6am, that and I sleep downstairs and I can hear everything. I think one time we had one burglar checking outside the back of our house. I heard something and of course it scared the hell out of me. The following days we found out the same night the house across the road got broken into. The security in our house is terrible as soon as me and my brothers move out I'm sure this house will be broken into. It's so easy. Me I like everything to be secure, I'll probably fit my new car with many locks and clamps and covers.

3 occassions come to mind, my dad's car windscreen mirror was taken out one night, and 2 of our big flower pots were taken in our front garden. Not easily moved mind they must have had a van. All unreported, police would probably do sod all anyway. Just an example of millions of crimes that go unreported each year so you can never really tell how bad crime rate is.

Funny ...
There's a key taped under my brown lid as well.

o-ho-ho.

Don or†ega wrote:
> My dad has gone a step further and takes them to sleep with him! I
> keep my car keys with me at all times.

Yeah, i keep mine in my jacket which i hang in my room.

Incidently where i also keep my sword.

Smack your pitch up

Paradox: wrote:
> Der Nazi wrote:
> hogtie
>
> RoJ wrote:
> blade set
>
> Der Nazi wrote:
> Balls.
>
> I have a cunning plan !!

I wish I typed the word 'Torture rack' now. =)

You don't call me Niddle.

Just let them catch you playing with your twanger, that'll put them off.

Der Nazi wrote:
> hogtie

RoJ wrote:
> blade set

Der Nazi wrote:
> Balls.

I have a cunning plan !!

Well, Kyle, you just could get the Cops onto them- leave the garage open, wait for the burglars to coe in, knock them out and hogtie them, and then alert the police.

But this might end up as a GBH charge for you. Balls. Back to the drawing board.

Der Nazi wrote:
They particularly like Audis, Mercs and BMWs so my Dad
> now stores the keys to his Merc E220 estate in the sitting room.

My dad has gone a step further and takes them to sleep with him! I keep my car keys with me at all times.

Keeping the keys downstairs is still a little dodgy becasue if they break in they will have it easy finding the keys and making off with your car. They are a lot less likely to come up stairs. And if they do, i will batter them with my cricket bat!