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"Have any of you ever had sex?"

What is it like?

English_Bloke + Timmargh for a fight to the death to decide the next notable. Come on, it's gotta be done.

Timmargh wrote:
> Hahahaha! That's bloody brilliant! Can I have your permission to use
> that at my next party, please?

Um, you can. But isn't making love to a glove at a party a little...I dunno, odd? What will your guests say? There are party tricks and then there are party tricks.

English_Bloke wrote:
> I was just going to say, if the glove fits, have sex with it.

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Or the classic "every hole's a goal"

Indeed.

Y'know what? I can't even remember her name. Two nights of passion and I can't even remember what she was called. I know she wasn't particulary nice, though, if that counts. I think she was about 19 or something, so quite the senior.

It's good. I shall say no more, as my girlfriend is reading this topic, which is very unnerving..

English_Bloke wrote:
> I was just going to say, if the glove fits, have sex with it.
*****

Hahahaha! That's bloody brilliant! Can I have your permission to use that at my next party, please?

*makes notes*

MoJoJoJo wrote:
> She was small

It was a heshe shemale?

MoJoJoJo wrote:
> She was small (no kid jokes, please...)

I wasn't going to make kid jokes. Erggh!!

I was just going to say, if the glove fits, have sex with it.

"Yes I can well imagine and the thought of a girl just simply laying there like a sack of sour apples makes me think dear o dear.."

I had her in all sorts of positions, but I was doing all the work, yeah. She was small (no kid jokes, please...) so I could throw her around, which was nice, but bouncing a girl up and down for several hours gets tiring. Wait, why am I telling all you this?

So much for a gentleman never tells.

Ashman wrote:
> $miley wrote:
> felling some girls boobs
>
> You 'felled' them? As in killed!?

oh come on... that was CLEARLY just a spelling mistake!!!







... he meant "boots" :)