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"Have any of you ever had sex?"

What is it like?

MoJoJo being sexual inept?

What will The Wal say?

MoJoJoJo wrote:
> Well, I'm the first to admit I'm not a love machine, but I've never
> had any complaints. It was my first time, but I knew what I was
> doing. She was like a sack of potatoes - I was the boy. Ran through
> half the stuff in the karma sutra (however you spell it)

Yes I can well imagine and the thought of a girl just simply laying there like a sack of sour apples makes me think dear o dear..

BUT

It does mean that know you didnt know what you were doing, it was your first time and you probably werent hitting the spot if you get my jist!

Anyway I am sure practise makes perfect... Infact I'm sure. You go

Well, I'm the first to admit I'm not a love machine, but I've never had any complaints. It was my first time, but I knew what I was doing. She was like a sack of potatoes - I was the boy. Ran through half the stuff in the karma sutra (however you spell it)

MoJoJoJo wrote:
> I got bored during sex on my first time. I won't say how long I went
> for, but it was long enough for me to eventually just stop out of
> sheer boredom. She was crap, you'd get more passion from a
> photocopier.
>
> Indeed.

HAHAHA!

Love it!
If she was crap that meant she werent wiggling around enjoyin herself leading me to believe you werent to great either!

OOO Mojojojojojoj dont go slating girls about how crap they were when girls know that if they laying like a rock its coz of a reason dude sheesh!

If you were bored - you werent enjoying it meaning neither was she!!!

Yeah, well, at the time I was training like Rocky on speed. Weights, jogging, punch bag - the works. I was absolutely exhausted by the time I simply gave up. So, yes, poor MoJo.

"I have better sex on my own" comes to mind.

Poor Mojo? Poor girl, she didn't even get a chance to fake it!

Hours? HOURS?

The first time is usually 30 seconds.

What the matter? Village Bicycle?

English_Bloke wrote:
> Are you sure you weren't just really drunk and it was a fax machine?

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Now that you mention it, she was making a lot of beeping noises...

Seriously, though, hours of action tired me out so much I couldn't even be bothered to finish up. I just stopped, had a shower, then went to sleep. Did her again the next night to a similar result. Poor MoJo.

I plan to do it soon.

I have it schedueled for sometime within the next year. I should be getting my letter about it soon.

Are you sure you weren't just really drunk and it was a fax machine?