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"What a cock-knocker of a day"

Pretty toss week, got no sleep monday night, haven't really made it up all week due to work and mincing about with Uni assignments. An essential module is going down the toilet due to the fact that the practicals I have to write up, which are part of my final mark, went very badly indeed. I'm talking to my year tutor in a bid to sort this mess out and ensure 5 years and 14 grand don't go down the toilet. If nothing changes, then it seems my academic career may rest on the result of a single exam, in a few weeks.

I just drove to the gym, walked in, decided I couldn't be f***ed, came back out and drove home. I've had no tea and can't be arsed cooking any.

What I am going to do is drink these 6 fosters I have in the fridge and smoke some cigarettes, while I ponder my existence. I think I'll stick some comedy on in an effort to alleviate my mood. Well, that and chat to you lot, as it ain't so bad on here.

That's that. How has your week been?

"Hey megalomaniac!
You're no Jesus!
Yeah, you're no f***ing Elvis!
Wash your hands clean of yourself, baby
And step down, step down!"

Ok 2 cigarettes and several text messages later... I've decided Im gonna do both...

"If I don't go crazy, I'll lose my mind
I saw a life before me, but now I'm blind"

song lyrics are great

easy to say for mister double date! :)

Timmargh wrote:

> Just got rid of Mrs. Timmargh - looking forward to moving out ...

*Blokey pat on the back... attachment free is the way forward

ßora† §agdiyeV wrote:
> perhaps its time I got myself a missus borat. meh, too little time
*****

Just got rid of Mrs. Timmargh - looking forward to moving out ...

cookie monster wrote:
> I got home from Van Helsing to find that i have been offered a job at
> the Sky call centre, which is quite good and quite bad. Its good
> because it will stop my mum and dad nagging me to get a job, and also
> because ive already been there twice for an interview and not got
> anything.
>
> But its bad because the job will suck ass unless i can get a move
> over to IT. But at least the money is decent, and then theres the
> free Sky, the free health care, the BSkyB share options...

Nice One Cookie!!

tigamilla wrote:
> Shoot!! I need an excuse, I've got a date, everything all planned
> out, then the ONE calls me for an unrefusable date that overlaps the
> other date.

you poor, poor thing

I got home from Van Helsing to find that i have been offered a job at the Sky call centre, which is quite good and quite bad. Its good because it will stop my mum and dad nagging me to get a job, and also because ive already been there twice for an interview and not got anything.

But its bad because the job will suck ass unless i can get a move over to IT. But at least the money is decent, and then theres the free Sky, the free health care, the BSkyB share options...

Shoot! my week's just gone horribly wrong in the last few moments...

I agree with Mystique I hate mobile phones...

Shoot!! I need an excuse, I've got a date, everything all planned out, then the ONE calls me for an unrefusable date that overlaps the other date.

I'll have to ditch number 1 - but how?

dammit!