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"If you are a retard, you will enjoy this."

The new Big Brother, number 5 or some such rubbish. Seriously, if you like this crap you have a serious problem.

Ah, for the next few months, people will sit down and do nothing, except watch people sitting down doing nothing.

Actually, there are some funny things found within it.
Like the runner up of the first series was a lesbian nun.

It's absolutely amazing.

"Jim turns over in his sleep, his hand in an unusal position - on his face"
"OH!! OH EXITEMENT!!! A SQUIRREL HAS STOLEN THE STONE THAT TIM WAS CAUGHT GAZING AT, WHATEVER WILL HAPPEN NOW?"
"On last nights Big Brother, Zim, rather awkwardly told Kim that she smells of mince and potatoes, at to which, she shouted back, "YEAH? well you smell of chicken! Stay tuned for more drama"

Fun fun fun fun fun.

I can't help but hate every series with a burning passion, and want to rigorously punch each contestant in the face whenever I see them on TV.

But that's my opinion. Calling anyone who enjoys the program a retard is just idiotic.

I don't

Personally, I enjoy Big Brother.

ßora† §agdiyeV wrote:
> Gabbo wrote:
> Why you moaning about it? Just don't watch it, simple.
>
> It's not that sodding simple is it? Every tabloid, news program,
> television presenter and retard at work/uni rams it down your
> throat.

That's my experience. I have never watched it yet know

a) Who Jade Goody is
b) What she sounds like

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c) That she's spawning brats

I'd prefer not to know any of the above, thanks very much.

In theory I detest it but gradually the population is hooked and slowly drag you in, like my mum.

" Tim ate all the bread "

Gabbo wrote:
> Why you moaning about it? Just don't watch it, simple.

It's not that sodding simple is it? Every tabloid, news program, television presenter and retard at work/uni rams it down your throat.

I've never watched an episode in my life, but by the end of the first week of it being aired, I know the names of all the people in the house.

God it annoys me. But I think what annoys me more is that there are retards that actually enjoy it. It just shows us all how shallow, sad and boring some peoples lives are.

Reality TV shows? *tears chunks of flesh off own face*

Gabbo wrote:
> Why you moaning about it? Just don't watch it, simple.

Everytime you watch Channel 4 you are bombarded with crap for it. The only reason I would watch it is for cheap female nudity.