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"Women Problems?..."

Right there's this girl i like.
I fancy her and by the way she looks at me
i could tell she likes me to.
The only thing is that i'm afraid to ask her out even
though i know that if i did ask her out she would say yes.
I'm usually good with this sort of thing but she's stunning.
Any ideas?

That means 1.4 actually, that'll do me.

Disappointed.

The title of the thread made me think you had problems with more than one girl.

Then I find out you only want one....

Tch.

1.4?

I'm confused...

reads thread

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*wipes eyes*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You can count on one hand the number of people that have had sex in this forum.
Just ask her you gaymo, it's easy.

"Fancy going for a drink/whatever"
"No"
"Sorry, you misheard me. I said your ass looks enormous in that and you have a face like a beanbag."
"...."
You exit with pride intact.

Or just stay in your room, trousers round ankles, frantically tugging fistfuls of angsty manrod until nothing jets out but air and you collapse.
Honestly....shakes head

If you buttmonkeys behave, tomorrow evening I'll post a pic of my last victim.
"If I send you this pic, it'll not be shown will it Goaty?"
"Oh noooooo, that would be crass"
"Okay then!!!"
Cue one digital-camera snapped pic of her flashing her baps in the mirror.

that sounds classy

Well since, from the way you're acting, you must be about ten, get a friend to tell her you like her and then run away and giggle. Then maybe you can go to make out creek on a riverboat and...

Seriously, grow the f**k up and just ask you nancy boy.

Goatboy wrote:
> Or just stay in your room, trousers round ankles, frantically tugging
> fistfuls of angsty manrod until nothing jets out but air and you
> collapse.
> Honestly....shakes head

Heh, I dont know if that was intentional.

If it all goes right for you, it won't be goaty shaking head, it'll be her.

I've had sex

*smug*

I had sex last night

*smugger*

Damn