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"I feel bad"

I was driving down a 60 zone earlier, when for the side of the road I saw a daddy pheasant walk out followed by two babies followed by the mother. I thought they were like most birds and can fly off fairly easily, but as I got closer I noticed that all they did was just sort of scurry a little faster across the road. Dad made the other side, babies made it past the white line. . . bump. Mother didn’t.

well assuming they belong to the farmer yes, but these were by the side of the road, on public land.

if they are the farmers, perhaps he should keep an eye on his livestock.

still, I can't defend them, but I can laugh at their exploits

Poaching?

a couple of my friends took a high powered air rifle and shot a couple of pheasants recently, while they were 'scrurrying' around some local farmers fields. then they wrung their necks, stuffed them into a cool box, went home, plucked, cooked and ate them. good eating apparently.

I'm sure that it's probably illegal to do that, but I was more concerned they hadn't informed me of the feast - I haven't ever had the pleasure of trying pheasant.

I mates dad goes shooting over the christmas holidays, shot himself a nice venison. I asked my mate to bring me some, as I'd never tried it, but he didn't.

Damn them all :)

Edgy post edit:

Cardiff is full of morons ;)

English_Bloke wrote:
> There speaks a non-driver.
>
> I look forward to a post in the future on how you slamed on your
> brakes when you say a flea jump out in front of your car and the car
> behind then went into the back of you.

I've been driving almost a year, performed emergency stops many times when kids have suddenly decided it would be funny to step out infront of a car, or when other drivers decide to be complete morons.

Note: Cardiff is full of moronic drivers.

Anyone played UT2004?

Euch.
Imagery.

Please, I have a vivid imagination.

What ever keeps you from jiggling, big guy.

Hmmm...

ÈL ® ö B ì Ñ wrote:
> Returns?

Yes. That's what they call it when someone or something goes back to someone or something, y'know?
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English_Bloke wrote:
> Azul wrote:
> You just picture me topless
>
> I picture you shirt-less, still with your sports bra on.

Hey, don't mock them. I've found they're quite comfortable. The bloody clip digs into your back, though.

Azul wrote:
> You just picture me topless

I picture you shirt-less, still with your sports bra on.