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Can anybody think of some good Futurama quotes?
I making a website with film and TV quotes and I am looking for quotes for Futurama.
Thanks if you can help.
Can anybody think of some good Futurama quotes?
I making a website with film and TV quotes and I am looking for quotes for Futurama.
Thanks if you can help.
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After receiving an item from "the symbol pi"kea.
Fry "those crazy Swedes sure do know how to give you almost everything you need".
Fry "those crazy Swedes sure do know how to give you almost everything you need".
Suicide Machine: You are now dead...
Courtesy of a friend of mine ([URL]http://www.kfj.f2s.com/media.htm#Futurama[/URL]) ...
Soldier: This is the worst part: the calm before the battle.
Fry: And then the battle isn't so bad?
Soldier: Oh, right. I forgot about the battle.
(a crustacean confiscates Bender's cigar)
Bender: Wait, I need that to smoke!
(Bender is caught having stolen the priceless atomic tiara)
Bender: Wait, I can explain! It's very valuable!
Bender: (to a turtle) Maybe you'd feel better if I had a drink.
Bender: (to a turtle) At least we'll die on our backs, helpless.
Al Gore: And next up we have Professor-
Professor Farnsworth: I demand the floor!
Al Gore: Well, yes, it's your turn to speak.
Professor Farnsworth: Well nuts to me! I'm taking the stage.
Fry: Hey, you have no right to criticize the 20th century! We gave the world the light bulb, the steam boat and the cotton gin.
Leela: Those things are all from the 19th century.
Fry: Yeah, well, they probably just copied us.
Fry: It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for the winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. And also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?
Leela: We're going to deliver this crate like professionals.
Fry: Aw. Can't we just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it?
Bender: Too much work! I say we burn it, then say we dumped it in the sewer!
Leela: That's Zapp Brannigan's ship!
Fry: The Zapp Brannigan?
Fry: (confused) Who's the Zapp Brannigan?
Leela: Stop it, Bender, we don't need to beg.
Fry: So what do you suggest? A daring daylight robbery of Fort Knox on elephant-back? That's the dumbest thing I ever heard.
Leela: Where's Fry?
Bender: I didn't kill him. Professor?
Professor Farnsworth: No, I've been busy.
(Fry has Bender dig up his brother's grave to take back a lucky clover he stole)
Bender: Paydirt! I got the clover, and his wedding ring. Sorry ladies, I'm taken! Hey Fry, you want me to smack the corpse up a little?
Bender: (carrying pillows) These aren't very heavy, but you don't hear me not complaining.
Bender: (locking Leela in the laundry room as part of a mutiny) Don't worry Leela, soon we'll be able to look back on all this and laugh. Ahahahahahaa!
Bender: (the ship is going down with Leela, Bender and Fry still aboard) Leela, save me! And yourself I guess! And my banjo! ... And Fry!
Zapp Brannigan: (explaining his military plan) If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate!
(Fry is styling his hair in the exhaust of the ship's engines)
Leela: Fry, do you have any idea how long it takes to reconfigure those engines?
Fry: When you look this good, you don't need to know anything.
(Leela is proposing staying at her artificially reduced age rather than returning to her normal one)
Professor Farnsworth: (horrified) But you'll have no way to return to your normal age except growing up, as God intended!
(Leela and Bender confront the Professor)
Leela: We've got to talk to you about Fry.
Bender: Yeah! We want some money! Wait, what's this about Fry?
(Fry is staying with Bender)
Fry: Where's the bathroom?
Bender: Bathwhat?
Fry: Bathroom.
Bender: Whatroom?
Fry: Bathroom!
Bender: Whatwhat?
Bender: Of all the friends I've had, you're the first.
(Fry is preparing to revive his fossilised dog)
Bender: A dog, eh? Interesting... no wait, what's that other one? Tedious...
(Bender and the others are ascending the side of a hotel, Bender looking in on the guests)
Bender: Get a room, you two!
Man: We're in a room.
Bender: Then lose some weight!
Soldier: This is the worst part: the calm before the battle.
Fry: And then the battle isn't so bad?
Soldier: Oh, right. I forgot about the battle.
(a crustacean confiscates Bender's cigar)
Bender: Wait, I need that to smoke!
(Bender is caught having stolen the priceless atomic tiara)
Bender: Wait, I can explain! It's very valuable!
Bender: (to a turtle) Maybe you'd feel better if I had a drink.
Bender: (to a turtle) At least we'll die on our backs, helpless.
Al Gore: And next up we have Professor-
Professor Farnsworth: I demand the floor!
Al Gore: Well, yes, it's your turn to speak.
Professor Farnsworth: Well nuts to me! I'm taking the stage.
Fry: Hey, you have no right to criticize the 20th century! We gave the world the light bulb, the steam boat and the cotton gin.
Leela: Those things are all from the 19th century.
Fry: Yeah, well, they probably just copied us.
Fry: It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for the winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. And also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?
Leela: We're going to deliver this crate like professionals.
Fry: Aw. Can't we just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it?
Bender: Too much work! I say we burn it, then say we dumped it in the sewer!
Leela: That's Zapp Brannigan's ship!
Fry: The Zapp Brannigan?
Fry: (confused) Who's the Zapp Brannigan?
Leela: Stop it, Bender, we don't need to beg.
Fry: So what do you suggest? A daring daylight robbery of Fort Knox on elephant-back? That's the dumbest thing I ever heard.
Leela: Where's Fry?
Bender: I didn't kill him. Professor?
Professor Farnsworth: No, I've been busy.
(Fry has Bender dig up his brother's grave to take back a lucky clover he stole)
Bender: Paydirt! I got the clover, and his wedding ring. Sorry ladies, I'm taken! Hey Fry, you want me to smack the corpse up a little?
Bender: (carrying pillows) These aren't very heavy, but you don't hear me not complaining.
Bender: (locking Leela in the laundry room as part of a mutiny) Don't worry Leela, soon we'll be able to look back on all this and laugh. Ahahahahahaa!
Bender: (the ship is going down with Leela, Bender and Fry still aboard) Leela, save me! And yourself I guess! And my banjo! ... And Fry!
Zapp Brannigan: (explaining his military plan) If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate!
(Fry is styling his hair in the exhaust of the ship's engines)
Leela: Fry, do you have any idea how long it takes to reconfigure those engines?
Fry: When you look this good, you don't need to know anything.
(Leela is proposing staying at her artificially reduced age rather than returning to her normal one)
Professor Farnsworth: (horrified) But you'll have no way to return to your normal age except growing up, as God intended!
(Leela and Bender confront the Professor)
Leela: We've got to talk to you about Fry.
Bender: Yeah! We want some money! Wait, what's this about Fry?
(Fry is staying with Bender)
Fry: Where's the bathroom?
Bender: Bathwhat?
Fry: Bathroom.
Bender: Whatroom?
Fry: Bathroom!
Bender: Whatwhat?
Bender: Of all the friends I've had, you're the first.
(Fry is preparing to revive his fossilised dog)
Bender: A dog, eh? Interesting... no wait, what's that other one? Tedious...
(Bender and the others are ascending the side of a hotel, Bender looking in on the guests)
Bender: Get a room, you two!
Man: We're in a room.
Bender: Then lose some weight!
Hi
Can anybody think of some good Futurama quotes?
I making a website with film and TV quotes and I am looking for quotes for Futurama.
Thanks if you can help.
Can anybody think of some good Futurama quotes?
I making a website with film and TV quotes and I am looking for quotes for Futurama.
Thanks if you can help.
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