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Hi

Can anybody think of some good Futurama quotes?

I making a website with film and TV quotes and I am looking for quotes for Futurama.

Thanks if you can help.

It's like there's a party in my mouth and everyone's throwing up!

The only one I can remember clearly is the Professor exclaiming

"Christs Zombie corpse!"

Which made me chuckle.

Fry: Can I ask you a question?
Leila: As long as its not about my eye.
Fry: Errr-
Leila: Is it about my eye?
Fry: Sort of...
Leila: Just ask the question.
Fry: Whats with the eye?

"Space...it seems to go on and on forever...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you."

A rough quote, but it's a favourite:

All in sub at bottom of sea.
Professor: Bad news, everyone. To enable your body to stabilise with the atmospheric pressure, you'll each have to take this pill.
Holds up enormous pill.
Fry: But we can't possible swallow that!
Professor: Well then good news! It's a suppository!

haven't seen it in a while but i swear somewhere along the line the words:

"OH! Bender!" came out of somebody's mouth...

Zoidberg: Now, open your mouth.

(Fry opens his mouth)

Zoidberg: No, no, not that mouth, the other one.

Fry: But I only have one

Zoidberg: Now listen here young lady, I'm an expert with humans. Now, pick a mouth, open it and say "Clplaaaw!"

Fry: *ahem* Clplaaaw!

Zoidberg: WHAT? MY MOTHER WAS A SAINT! GET OUT!

Bender: Cheese it!


Snob1: I say, you've damaged our servants quarters, and our servants.
Snob2: This time robot house has gone to far.
Bender: Cheese it!


Lur: People off Earth, woah that hippy's starting to kick-in, we've all learned an important lesson today, I realise now that... Dude, my hands are HUGE. They can touch anything but themselves... Oh wait.


Beck: You, minion, lift up my arm. After him!


Hermes: Man, I'm hungrier than a green snake in a sugar cane field.


Zoidburg: PPHHHH. Oh Danny boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling.
Bender: Whoie boy?
Zoidburg: From Glen to Glen, and down-
Bender: Danny boy? You're at my funeral, singing about some dead stiff named Danny boy? You really are a massive bonehead!
Zoidburg: I'm expressing my sorrow!
Bender: Get lost!


Santa Bot: I'll be back, back when you lease expect it. Next XMAS, HO HO HO.


More available on request...

Bender: Call me old fashioned but I like a dump to be as memorable as it is devastating.

Leela: Alright, This is the third hose fight I've broken up today, and the second using actual hoses.

Amy: Wow, sporty go-kart, Leela! It's so hip and sexy, not like you at all.

Zapp: The best way into a girl's bed is through her parents. Have sex with them, and you're in.

Morbo: Kittens give Morbo Gas.

"Bender, you are charged with child abuse, child neglect, trying to sell children for and/or as food, attempted benefit fraud and bank robbery!"