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Hi

Can anybody think of some good Futurama quotes?

I making a website with film and TV quotes and I am looking for quotes for Futurama.

Thanks if you can help.

The Simpsons are much better than Futurama!And much more funnier!

Bender: Hey rich girl look over here, it's me Bender! (does head dance) I'm being entertained. Da da da Look at my head. It's so crazy, look at my head. I got big ol' head, hey ho. (finishes stealing money) All right show's over, I'm tired.

Amy: Leela's gonna kill me.
Bender: Nah, she'll probably make me do it.
Amy: Mister could you please get those keys out for me.
Lazy guy: What do I look like, a guy who's not lazy?

Bender: OK, but I don't want anyone thinking we're robosexuals.

Bender: Oh no! Not the magnet!

Fry: What's with the eye?

Farnsworth: Oh my God!! Fry: What is it? Farnsworth: It's..It's...It's my new pager!

Leela: Now strip naked and get on the probulator.

Bender: Bite my shiny, metal ass!

Bender: Well I don't have anything else planned for today, let's get drunk!

Leela: Hold Still, I don't have good depth perception!

Farnsworth: Oh no! I should do something....but i am already in my pajamas.

Bender: He's gay. Leela: How do you know? Bender: I have this thing called gaydar.

Bender: Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

Bender: A woman like that you gotta romance first!

Cops: I'm going to get 24th Century on his ass!

Zoidberg: "Friends! Help! a guinea pig tricked me!"

Zoidberg: "alright anteater number 1, who are you protecting? is it anteater number 2??... *pause* don't poke your tongue out at me, i need names!"
*anteater makes slurping noise*
"What's that?!? how do you spell that?"

Bender: "I'm gonna start my own theme park, with blackjack and hookers... infact, forget the theme park!"

Bender: "I'm gonna start my own theme park, with blackjack and hookers... infact, forget the theme park.. and the blackjack"

Bender: "I'm gonna start my own theme park, with blackjack and hookers... infact, forget the theme park.. and the blackjack.. and the hookers. infact, forget the whole damn thing"

be§§ant™ wrote:
> is mr.snuggly still staff. Nope
> or did snuggs get fired? Nope
> seems as he's a notable... Yep
>
> or did he get voted for? Yep

note: i have been away for a while

is mr.snuggly still staff, or did snuggs get fired?
seems as he's a notable...

or did he get voted for?

"And in the two red corners stands Destructorbot; weighing in at 3000 tonnes his very use in battle is considered a breach of the Geneva convention"

It's "woop", come on, Snuggly.

Woowowowowowooowooooo
Zoidberg

I think the line is: "Sweet Zombie Jesus"

"Jamaican? I thought you were some kind of Outer-space potatoman!"