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Fri 07/05/04 at 12:37
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Gordon Brown is to be replaced by a Robot before the next election, to ensure that Labour are able to maximise the level of taxation they squeeze from us poor citizens of Europe. However early trials of the Robot: The Tax Barstard 3000 series, have shown there to be major flaws. The Robot copes well with assessing the level of VAT or income tax to levy but is seemingly random in allocating how much the Government can get for people's immoral acts. One person had to pay £40000 for Sloth, whilst another only £40 for Avarice. Another only had to fork out £20 for punching a monkey in the nuts at a kids party, and £5000000 for punching the Clown that came with it. All Clowns, of course, should be punched in the nuts, this is not a sin, it's an obligation.

The Robot is not expected to take over until its programme is patched in a bid to prevent these sin tax errors from occuring.
Fri 07/05/04 at 12:41
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Heh. :D
Fri 07/05/04 at 12:37
"Darth Vader 3442321"
Posts: 4,031
Gordon Brown is to be replaced by a Robot before the next election, to ensure that Labour are able to maximise the level of taxation they squeeze from us poor citizens of Europe. However early trials of the Robot: The Tax Barstard 3000 series, have shown there to be major flaws. The Robot copes well with assessing the level of VAT or income tax to levy but is seemingly random in allocating how much the Government can get for people's immoral acts. One person had to pay £40000 for Sloth, whilst another only £40 for Avarice. Another only had to fork out £20 for punching a monkey in the nuts at a kids party, and £5000000 for punching the Clown that came with it. All Clowns, of course, should be punched in the nuts, this is not a sin, it's an obligation.

The Robot is not expected to take over until its programme is patched in a bid to prevent these sin tax errors from occuring.

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