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"You want fu*ked up? I got fu*ked up right here..."

My cats are malting loads, and my Mum has been putting the shed hair in the garden for birds to take and make nests out of! Birds - living in cat fur! The world's gone mad, people, on it's head! What next, gorillas living in high-rise flats?

It's become a habit since I've gone around telling everyone I'm disabled ... and a man.

Timmargh wrote:
> It made me think of Greebo, too ...
>
> "Greebo's technique was unscientific and wouldn't have stood
> a chance against any decent swordmanship, but on his side was the
> fact that it is almost impossible to develop decent swordmanship when
> you seem to have run into a food mixer that is biting your ear
> off."

That was never in Starwars. Why do you have to lie Timmy? Why?

Carry on, mate.

*thinks of family dog*

*sniff*

Heh. He was a gorgeous cat; havana brown, lean and bright eyed with a wail that sounded like the rusty gates of heaven. Aw, I miss him.

'scuse my sentimentality...

It made me think of Greebo, too ...

"Greebo's technique was unscientific and wouldn't have stood a chance against any decent swordmanship, but on his side was the fact that it is almost impossible to develop decent swordmanship when you seem to have run into a food mixer that is biting your ear off."

Pandaemonium wrote:

>
> It's just because you were foodMonkey(c), you got away with it.
>
> Hehehehhehe. :)

Well....yeah, I did always consider myself grateful to have escaped with my life...but he was always a little kitten to me. Y'know in Terry Pratchett books? And Nanny Ogg's relationship with her cat Greebo (he's a murderous psycho but all she sees is a key-oot ickle kitty?) That was Ali and I that was.

Jesus, am I really talking about a long dead cat...?

Light wrote:
> Aw, he was lovely! Just cos he looked at you and Mugz as if you were
> pond scum, and that he was going slit your throats and drink your
> blood while you slept, that's no reason to call him a demon...

It's just because you were foodMonkey(c), you got away with it.

Hehehehhehe. :)

Pandaemonium wrote:
> Light wrote:
> Ali was an odd cat
>
> Ali was a demon in feline form, never mind "odd".


Aw, he was lovely! Just cos he looked at you and Mugz as if you were pond scum, and that he was going slit your throats and drink your blood while you slept, that's no reason to call him a demon...

Light wrote:
> Ali was an odd cat

Ali was a demon in feline form, never mind "odd".

The birds are already like that with our cats, although our 12 year old moggy caught her first ever bird the other day. That'll teach 'em. The blackbirds defend their nest really aggresively - they even attacked my Aunt once, just for coming through the gate!