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Underworld: better than expected but too many dumb moments.
The Core: as above but underground. Everyone who dies, dies a hero
SWAT: as above but with "attitude" and not underground
Master and Commander: Lots of shouting at sea and some cannons
Cabin Fever: like any holiday in Butlins, only fun for a while, then the tedium sets in
Pearl Harbour: unwatchable, apart from the big fight scene, which was almost unwatchable. Everyone goes "ye haa!" a lot.
Versus: kung fu ganster movie in the woods with zombies.
Kill Bill volume 1: pure plagarism in yellow tracksuit
Dune, the mini series: could have been great, no violence and none of the important themes included. Where was everyone's dependance upon drugs?
The Karate Kid 3: a plot written by someone who has been punched in the head too many times.
The Core: as above but underground. Everyone who dies, dies a hero
SWAT: as above but with "attitude" and not underground
Master and Commander: Lots of shouting at sea and some cannons
Cabin Fever: like any holiday in Butlins, only fun for a while, then the tedium sets in
Pearl Harbour: unwatchable, apart from the big fight scene, which was almost unwatchable. Everyone goes "ye haa!" a lot.
Versus: kung fu ganster movie in the woods with zombies.
Kill Bill volume 1: pure plagarism in yellow tracksuit
Dune, the mini series: could have been great, no violence and none of the important themes included. Where was everyone's dependance upon drugs?
The Karate Kid 3: a plot written by someone who has been punched in the head too many times.
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[I] "Hey look kid, your opponent in the championships is made out of wood in the dojo..."
"Now punch it kid. You want to hurt him. Kill him!"
*Feeble attempts follow on 3 inch timber which is impossible to break*
No you're a failure kid. What the hell has that old man been teaching you?
Watch me....
*strong punches and kicks* ASAaahhr! ASAaaahhr! Berzk! Ezzz!
Now you do it...ahaha
*A tear comes to the eye of fat karate flid*
*Hmmm...the once 3 inch timber has now cleverly transformed into chipboard...how convenient, eh?*
*The thin paper wood is easily destructed by the fat depressed and now suicidal karate kid thanks to his torment kid.*
"Now punch it kid. You want to hurt him. Kill him!"
*Feeble attempts follow on 3 inch timber which is impossible to break*
No you're a failure kid. What the hell has that old man been teaching you?
Watch me....
*strong punches and kicks* ASAaahhr! ASAaaahhr! Berzk! Ezzz!
Now you do it...ahaha
*A tear comes to the eye of fat karate flid*
*Hmmm...the once 3 inch timber has now cleverly transformed into chipboard...how convenient, eh?*
*The thin paper wood is easily destructed by the fat depressed and now suicidal karate kid thanks to his torment kid.*
"Yeah Mr Miyagi, it'll be great. You grow the trees, the girl who works in the pottery shop who is leaving soon and told me to my face that she isn't interested in me as she has a boyfriend and yet I am still going to hang out with will make the pots, and I'll beat up anyone who comes into the store and says that they are just browsing."
"Daniel-san you couldn't beat eggs, your Karate is weak and outdated, and everyone hates you"
"Yeah great, we could have have pancakes that LOOK like Banzai trees"
"Bonzai"
"Yeah Banzai and we could get the girl across the road to make them, in her kiln".
"Daniel-san, fetch me my sword, I need to teach you the art of sepeku".
"Daniel-san you couldn't beat eggs, your Karate is weak and outdated, and everyone hates you"
"Yeah great, we could have have pancakes that LOOK like Banzai trees"
"Bonzai"
"Yeah Banzai and we could get the girl across the road to make them, in her kiln".
"Daniel-san, fetch me my sword, I need to teach you the art of sepeku".
*Fonz Impression*
Heyyyy Mr Miyagi what about this place huh?
*Sly Impression*
Look at this place Mr. Miyagi, it's perfect. You could do this place up real swell.
Hey you got the windows, you got all these desks. Do it up real nice Mr. Miyagi.
[S] Possibly needs to be heard rather than read to get the full experience
Heyyyy Mr Miyagi what about this place huh?
*Sly Impression*
Look at this place Mr. Miyagi, it's perfect. You could do this place up real swell.
Hey you got the windows, you got all these desks. Do it up real nice Mr. Miyagi.
[S] Possibly needs to be heard rather than read to get the full experience
It would have been funny if one of the bad men beating up the karate flid (see what I did there) shouted "Bonzai!" as he landed his blows.
The sagacious one wrote:
> The Karate Kid 3: a plot written by someone who has been punched in
> the head too many times.
Aha.
I watched this the other day to.
Is it me, or does the kid in it try and be Sylvester Stallone? You can tell he's putting on a deep voice and reeks of macho-ism.
Krazee.
> The Karate Kid 3: a plot written by someone who has been punched in
> the head too many times.
Aha.
I watched this the other day to.
Is it me, or does the kid in it try and be Sylvester Stallone? You can tell he's putting on a deep voice and reeks of macho-ism.
Krazee.
Underworld: better than expected but too many dumb moments.
The Core: as above but underground. Everyone who dies, dies a hero
SWAT: as above but with "attitude" and not underground
Master and Commander: Lots of shouting at sea and some cannons
Cabin Fever: like any holiday in Butlins, only fun for a while, then the tedium sets in
Pearl Harbour: unwatchable, apart from the big fight scene, which was almost unwatchable. Everyone goes "ye haa!" a lot.
Versus: kung fu ganster movie in the woods with zombies.
Kill Bill volume 1: pure plagarism in yellow tracksuit
Dune, the mini series: could have been great, no violence and none of the important themes included. Where was everyone's dependance upon drugs?
The Karate Kid 3: a plot written by someone who has been punched in the head too many times.
The Core: as above but underground. Everyone who dies, dies a hero
SWAT: as above but with "attitude" and not underground
Master and Commander: Lots of shouting at sea and some cannons
Cabin Fever: like any holiday in Butlins, only fun for a while, then the tedium sets in
Pearl Harbour: unwatchable, apart from the big fight scene, which was almost unwatchable. Everyone goes "ye haa!" a lot.
Versus: kung fu ganster movie in the woods with zombies.
Kill Bill volume 1: pure plagarism in yellow tracksuit
Dune, the mini series: could have been great, no violence and none of the important themes included. Where was everyone's dependance upon drugs?
The Karate Kid 3: a plot written by someone who has been punched in the head too many times.
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