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1. What is the most hated console of all time? (Per capita of world population as of today).
a) N64
b) PSX
c) N64
d) CD-32
e) Gamecube
f) N64
(Clue: it's not b), d), or e).)
2. Why do Nintendo make consoles?
a) To make money
b) It's a world domination thing
c) To make more money than Sony
d) They've nothing better to do
e) To make lots of money
f) They don't, it's a trick question
(Clue: your answer will be given a weighting depending on whether or not it has the word 'money' in it.)
3. Mario and Luigi, evil?
a) Yes
b) Definitely
c) I'm sure they are
d) I think so
e) Have you met the wife?
f) I'm a Ninty bwa haaa haaaaaa
(Clue: the answer is a).)
4. Nintys - vaccination or culling?
a) Culling!!!!!!!!
b) Vaccination is painless therefore should not be used
c) Culling, but slowly to make them suffer more
d) They already play N64 games, there is no cure
e) Bring back conscription
f) What's a Ninty?
(Clue: option f) has been included just in case you are a Ninty.)
5. The Future for Nintendo?
a) They'll merge with X-Box
b) They'll merge with Sony
c) They'll merge with Sega
d) They'll go into the fridge manufacturing industry, because food storage is the way forward
e) They'll go down faster than a brick reaching terminal velocity in a black hole
f) All five, but they'll bring out the Gamecube first because they wouldn't let it lie.
Go on, have a go at these.
And don't worry about getting the answers wrong, you will not be judged.
1. What is the most hated console of all time? (Per capita of world population as of today).
a) N64
b) PSX
c) N64
d) CD-32
e) Gamecube
f) N64
(Clue: it's not b), d), or e).)
2. Why do Nintendo make consoles?
a) To make money
b) It's a world domination thing
c) To make more money than Sony
d) They've nothing better to do
e) To make lots of money
f) They don't, it's a trick question
(Clue: your answer will be given a weighting depending on whether or not it has the word 'money' in it.)
3. Mario and Luigi, evil?
a) Yes
b) Definitely
c) I'm sure they are
d) I think so
e) Have you met the wife?
f) I'm a Ninty bwa haaa haaaaaa
(Clue: the answer is a).)
4. Nintys - vaccination or culling?
a) Culling!!!!!!!!
b) Vaccination is painless therefore should not be used
c) Culling, but slowly to make them suffer more
d) They already play N64 games, there is no cure
e) Bring back conscription
f) What's a Ninty?
(Clue: option f) has been included just in case you are a Ninty.)
5. The Future for Nintendo?
a) They'll merge with X-Box
b) They'll merge with Sony
c) They'll merge with Sega
d) They'll go into the fridge manufacturing industry, because food storage is the way forward
e) They'll go down faster than a brick reaching terminal velocity in a black hole
f) All five, but they'll bring out the Gamecube first because they wouldn't let it lie.
Go on, have a go at these.
And don't worry about getting the answers wrong, you will not be judged.