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"Ultimate Gamer Questionnaire..."

Are you a gamer? Prove it by answering these game related questions:

1. What is the most hated console of all time? (Per capita of world population as of today).

a) N64
b) PSX
c) N64
d) CD-32
e) Gamecube
f) N64

(Clue: it's not b), d), or e).)

2. Why do Nintendo make consoles?

a) To make money
b) It's a world domination thing
c) To make more money than Sony
d) They've nothing better to do
e) To make lots of money
f) They don't, it's a trick question

(Clue: your answer will be given a weighting depending on whether or not it has the word 'money' in it.)

3. Mario and Luigi, evil?

a) Yes
b) Definitely
c) I'm sure they are
d) I think so
e) Have you met the wife?
f) I'm a Ninty bwa haaa haaaaaa

(Clue: the answer is a).)

4. Nintys - vaccination or culling?

a) Culling!!!!!!!!
b) Vaccination is painless therefore should not be used
c) Culling, but slowly to make them suffer more
d) They already play N64 games, there is no cure
e) Bring back conscription
f) What's a Ninty?

(Clue: option f) has been included just in case you are a Ninty.)

5. The Future for Nintendo?

a) They'll merge with X-Box
b) They'll merge with Sony
c) They'll merge with Sega
d) They'll go into the fridge manufacturing industry, because food storage is the way forward
e) They'll go down faster than a brick reaching terminal velocity in a black hole
f) All five, but they'll bring out the Gamecube first because they wouldn't let it lie.

Go on, have a go at these.
And don't worry about getting the answers wrong, you will not be judged.

That fact that was taken seriously by some goes some way to prove a serious point that was trying to be made between the lines here.

Dringo wrote:
> Good one Edgy i like the way you think.

any answers in particular? :)

btw: I like the fact that the original poster (can't be bothered to check) hasn't replied to my answers yet :)

Good one Edgy i like the way you think.

This questionaire is obviously a spoof cos it's a load of rubbish (to put it mildly)



FantasyMeister wrote:
> Are you a gamer? Prove it by answering these game related
> questions:

1. What is the most hated console of all time? (Per
> capita of world population as of today).

a) N64
b) PSX
c)
> N64
d) CD-32
e) Gamecube
f) N64

(Clue: it's not b), d), or
> e).)

Well the N64 is VERY popular with the younger generation....


2. Why do Nintendo make consoles?

a) To make money
b)
> It's a world domination thing
c) To make more money than Sony
d)
> They've nothing better to do
e) To make lots of money
f) They
> don't, it's a trick question

(Clue: your answer will be given a
> weighting depending on whether or not it has the word 'money' in
> it.)

SO you're saying that Sony's rip-off accessories like the PS2 stand aren't there to make money?


3. Mario and Luigi, evil?

a) Yes
b) Definitely
c) I'm
> sure they are
d) I think so
e) Have you met the wife?
f) I'm a
> Ninty bwa haaa haaaaaa

(Clue: the answer is a).)

You're right there! They bullied Wario when they were younger (No joke! That's the storyline!)


4. Nintys -
> vaccination or culling?

a) Culling!!!!!!!!
b) Vaccination is
> painless therefore should not be used
c) Culling, but slowly to
> make them suffer more
d) They already play N64 games, there is no
> cure
e) Bring back conscription
f) What's a Ninty?

(Clue:
> option f) has been included just in case you are a Ninty.)

You're just sick, making jokes based on the F&M crisis!


5.
> The Future for Nintendo?

a) They'll merge with X-Box
b) They'll
> merge with Sony
c) They'll merge with Sega
d) They'll go into the
> fridge manufacturing industry, because food storage is the way
> forward
e) They'll go down faster than a brick reaching terminal
> velocity in a black hole
f) All five, but they'll bring out the
> Gamecube first because they wouldn't let it lie.

The Gameboy advance has already outsold the PS2 in Japan remember....


Go on, have a go
> at these.
And don't worry about getting the answers wrong, you will
> not be judged.


lol I think you've got the questions wrong!

A superb questionnaire.

Just doing what other people did in the ultimate Nintendo fan forum.

That was anti Ninty!

Oh yeah :)

Why did you quote the message and then not write anything Drinko?

do you have something against Ninty's?
because I am a Ninty!

FantasyMeister wrote:
> Are you a gamer? Prove it by answering these game related
> questions:

1. What is the most hated console of all time? (Per
> capita of world population as of today).

a) N64
b) PSX
c)
> N64
d) CD-32
e) Gamecube
f) N64

Not hated! not as popular a)
(Clue: it's not b), d), or
> e).)

2. Why do Nintendo make consoles?

a) To make money
b)
> It's a world domination thing
c) To make more money than Sony
d)
> They've nothing better to do
e) To make lots of money
f) They
> don't, it's a trick question

a) of course

(Clue: your answer will be given a
> weighting depending on whether or not it has the word 'money' in
> it.)

3. Mario and Luigi, evil?

a) Yes
b) Definitely
c) I'm
> sure they are
d) I think so
e) Have you met the wife?
f) I'm a
> Ninty bwa haaa haaaaaa

(Clue: the answer is a).)

Most defiantly a they are evil and that is why we love them.

4. Nintys -
> vaccination or culling?

a) Culling!!!!!!!!
b) Vaccination is
> painless therefore should not be used
c) Culling, but slowly to
> make them suffer more
d) They already play N64 games, there is no
> cure
e) Bring back conscription
f) What's a Ninty?

e0 pleasssssssssse

(Clue:
> option f) has been included just in case you are a Ninty.)

5.
> The Future for Nintendo?

a) They'll merge with X-Box
b) They'll
> merge with Sony
c) They'll merge with Sega
d) They'll go into the
> fridge manufacturing industry, because food storage is the way
> forward
e) They'll go down faster than a brick reaching terminal
> velocity in a black hole
f) All five, but they'll bring out the
> Gamecube first because they wouldn't let it lie.

c) and then make a console that'll whip everyone

Go on, have a go
> at these.
And don't worry about getting the answers wrong, you will
> not be judged.