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So, today was the first day, and…I suck.
Can’t do front crawl for a long period of time. Tried doing frog stroke for the first time ever. I am like a frog, not a frog that glides effortlessly through the water, but more a frog that has had its arms and legs pulled of by an evil spotty 12-year-old child.
I also found that these swimming “techniques” I displayed were working my upper body more then my injured hamstring.
So, I got out, walked over to this little rack thing and picked up a bright red float.
I then proceeded to do length after length very slowly while holding a float in my hands. I got overtaken by old people, young people and I think I frog with no arms and legs went past me at one point.
Only two people in the pool used a float. Me, and a 6-year-old having a swimming lesson.
Bloody smug looking lifeguard.
You're like Gorden Tracey from thunderbirds. On a quilt pattern.
And the distortion is back. Like some trilogy game mine thrower all living and breathing simmetrical, probe droid alien matrix hive things.
So, today was the first day, and…I suck.
Can’t do front crawl for a long period of time. Tried doing frog stroke for the first time ever. I am like a frog, not a frog that glides effortlessly through the water, but more a frog that has had its arms and legs pulled of by an evil spotty 12-year-old child.
I also found that these swimming “techniques” I displayed were working my upper body more then my injured hamstring.
So, I got out, walked over to this little rack thing and picked up a bright red float.
I then proceeded to do length after length very slowly while holding a float in my hands. I got overtaken by old people, young people and I think I frog with no arms and legs went past me at one point.
Only two people in the pool used a float. Me, and a 6-year-old having a swimming lesson.
Bloody smug looking lifeguard.