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"Poems about GaD members............."

These are poems for GaD members who posted in my last poem thread Playing in the Yard which can be found further down the page on l+e topic. all of the poems have to end with over and the structure is 1,1.2,2.3

For WAKKA
There once was a guy guy called WAKKA,
Who fell and broke his maraka,
When he got up,
He placed it in a cup,
His muscical career was over.


FOR EDGY
Edgy was once a great footballer,
Who wanted to become a manager,
His career was great,
He was fouled by a mate,
Now his career is over.


For Rikmaru Dark
There was once a guy called Rikmaru Dark,
Who used to play football in the park,
He fouled his best friend Edgy,
Who gave him a wedgy,
Now their friendship is over.


For Shadow Girl
There once was a girl called Shadow,
Who used to roam across the meadow,
Once she fellover onto her head,
And she ffound out she was dead,
Suddenly her Life was over.


For UrKiE-UK and MAV
There once was a guy called UrKiE-UK,
Who used o beat up mav every day,
Mav got real sad,
And told his DaD,
His social life was over.

For FFF
Final Fantasy Fanatic,
Is a bit of a spastic,
He loves just one game,
Which is a bit lame,
Now my GaD hopes are over......


What do you think???
which is your fave???

Jabberwocky is a glorious poem. But then, as Gump seems to believe that everything in the world should fit with the rules that he and his heavenly father apply, he'll probably tell us that Lewis Carroll will be in hell for deforming Gods language.

My own personal favourite poet is Spike Milligan. His stuff ranges from silly, to hysterically funny, to tearjerkingly moving. The man was a genius.

Forest Fan wrote:
> Slice, use capital letters, apostrophes, correct spellings, rhyming
> patterns and a balanced amount of syllables, as well as a decent poem
> to go with.

Since when does a poem have to follow rules?

JABBERWOCKY

Lewis Carroll

(from Through the Looking-Glass and What Alice Found There, 1872)

`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"

He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought --
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.

And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.

"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.

`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

Shadow Girl's one is pretty good.

T'was the best of the lot.

I thought that was a really good poem, FF. :-P

$L!(E wrote:
> Forest Fan wrote:
> Where's my one?
>
> you didnt post in the last one so i didnt know if you wanted me o use
> your name.
>
> heres one
>
>
> Forest Fan is a fool,
> hes so dumb and hes not cool,
> He'l post spam on every page,
> And be qiuck to take out all his rage,
> So that the end of my little rhyme,
> Maybe ill gun you next time.

Slice, use capital letters, apostrophes, correct spellings, rhyming patterns and a balanced amount of syllables, as well as a decent poem to go with.

What in the name of bloody hell was that?!

I have no interest in football, except maybe the odd Pro Evo game!

Did Slice really win Gameaday?

Slice, for those abominations, you need to die.

Slice's poems are terribly bad,
Since he was educated in Baghdad.
He won Gameaday by cheatin',
Said t'was all about his cousin.
But everyone knows he's just sad.

I can post crap rhymes too, but mine are true.