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"I see dead people...no I don’t. I see a little sperm dude…"

Ever since we had to break some old lady’s window. I think I may have a scratched cornea. It doesn’t hurt or anything, but just wherever I look I can see this little sperm shaped thing. It’s irritating. I’m going to the doctor to get it looked at on Monday.

So, have any of you had sperm in your eyes? Or scratched your cornea’s?

I get 'lines' in my eyes- they're curly, like a hair or something, and if you look up they go up also... and then begin to sink until you look up again.


I haven't had them for a while, but they are noticable.

English_Bloke wrote:
> Light wrote:
> "Hi, I think I've scratched my cornea. Could you check it for
> me?"
> 'Certainly sir, lets have a look....ah. No, it's not glass. It's
> manfat. Someone elses manfat. You bad, BAD man'
>
> "NO-NO, IT'S OK...IT'S MINE!"

'Of COURSE it is sir. Now if you could just step this way whilst we take your photograph to distribute round the area so people know NOT TO GO ANYWHERE NEAR YOU, YOU PERVERT!"

Light wrote:
> "Hi, I think I've scratched my cornea. Could you check it for
> me?"
> 'Certainly sir, lets have a look....ah. No, it's not glass. It's
> manfat. Someone elses manfat. You bad, BAD man'

"NO-NO, IT'S OK...IT'S MINE!"

Rosalind wrote:
> Go see an optician.

Heh.

"Hi, I think I've scratched my cornea. Could you check it for me?"
'Certainly sir, lets have a look....ah. No, it's not glass. It's manfat. Someone elses manfat. You bad, BAD man'

Go see an optician.

I get those, "floater", things. That is usually when you haven't eaten enough.

But this is different, I felt like I had something in my eye after breaking the window, and now this. It's been like this for near a month now.

English_Bloke wrote:

>
> So, have any of you had sperm in your eyes?

Oh, it stings like a mofo. I would imagine.

I get those dead cells that give you little black patches (doesn't everyone?) and I do seem to have a scratch on my eye that I can see sometimes. Like if I'm staring at the road out of the window of a moving car.

I've got a few "floaty" bits in /on my eyes. Nothing really you can do about them. :(

Ever since we had to break some old lady’s window. I think I may have a scratched cornea. It doesn’t hurt or anything, but just wherever I look I can see this little sperm shaped thing. It’s irritating. I’m going to the doctor to get it looked at on Monday.

So, have any of you had sperm in your eyes? Or scratched your cornea’s?