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Het guys it is story time!!!!! Once upon a time there was a fat man named Mario, a skinny man named Luigi and an a ugly Princess that thinks she is pretty named Peach. One day, Peach was baking a cake for Mario, but all of a sudden an evil Dragon named Bowser fruitkanpped* her!(*Peach=fruitknapped?) Mario knew at once what he should do... What will Mario do? Will he save Peach in time? Find out in the next exciting episode of: FAT MAN NAMED MARIO!!!!
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Link landed hard "Damn you and your drugs!" He shouted at his unconscious horse. Link stood up an dusted himself off, he still had his trusty Master Sword in place. He looked up to the Castle in the distance and saw a dark cloud hanging over it. "F**k this I'm not going through all that again" he said and began to head towards the pub. His quest for a drink was just beginning and now that he was a rowdy teenager things could only get worse...
the next morning link woke up with the king of hangover's, he had not a clue were he was or how he got there, he decided to have a little walk he put on his skirt and blouse and wlaked out of the hose just to see ......TBC
His horse Epona had been stung up with steel wire between two houses. There were deep slashes in it's belly, and the muscles were ripping out of the legs and neck where the wire was attached. Link was horrified and deeply disturbed at the scene. He stumbled back against a wall and slumped down in a fit of sobs.
"What thing could have done this?" He cried...
"What thing could have done this?" He cried...
Link was full of rage and wanted to track down who or what did thid to Epona. He hired a local horse named Elvis and rode to the castle. It was heavily guarded and wondered how he would get in.........
He dressed himself up as a little beggar girl with a punet of apples. He injected the apples with Old Daddy Wizenburg's potion of sleep. He went up to the castle and...
He spoke to a guard with the name tad grunt. After gullably taking an apple the other guards followed and sonn the castle was unprotected and vunerable.
Link took off his very believable disguise, and seized is sword and sheild. He rushed into the castle and thought:
"Hey, I went into the pub because I wdidn't want to do this. DAMN YOU TWISTS OF FATE!"
"Hey, I went into the pub because I wdidn't want to do this. DAMN YOU TWISTS OF FATE!"
after his long thoughts he decided to climb the castle wall, he passed by a window with a litre bottle of smirnoff Vodka, would he pick it up....TBC
He picked up the bottle of vodka...... Link woke up and was in a prison chamber. The door was locked but he could get through a window. He still had a dry throat ans headache thanx to his hangover..........
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