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Het guys it is story time!!!!! Once upon a time there was a fat man named Mario, a skinny man named Luigi and an a ugly Princess that thinks she is pretty named Peach. One day, Peach was baking a cake for Mario, but all of a sudden an evil Dragon named Bowser fruitkanpped* her!(*Peach=fruitknapped?) Mario knew at once what he should do... What will Mario do? Will he save Peach in time? Find out in the next exciting episode of: FAT MAN NAMED MARIO!!!!

Het guys it is story time!!!!! Once upon a time there was a fat man named Mario, a skinny man named Luigi and an a ugly Princess that thinks she is pretty named Peach. One day, Peach was baking a cake for Mario, but all of a sudden an evil Dragon named Bowser fruitkanpped* her!(*Peach=fruitknapped?) Mario knew at once what he should do... What will Mario do? Will he save Peach in time? Find out in the next exciting episode of: FAT MAN NAMED MARIO!!!!

The next day mario went to bowsers castle but got stuck in the door and luigi the plumber came to get him out. Will luigi ever succeed? find out in the next episode!!

As luigi was crowbarring Mario'f large rear end out of the castle doors, Mario's trousers gave way and Luigi was exposed to the large rearend, and was so scared, he ran away. Mario was left in Bowsers castle all by himself...tbc

episode 3:
Luigi got all his tools and went straight to work on Mario, but as much as he tried he could not get him out of the door, he picked up his handy mobile and gave ol uncle Wario a Call, ill be right over!!

He was over in a flash, picked up his tub of lard and put it around the stomach of Mario to make him slippy, then he stepped back a bit, ready to take a run up.....

what happens, will Mario escape, what happens to Wario, next person take on the story...

Just as mario was lying there, stuck in the door bowser came along with the fruitnapped princess peach and laughed satanically but fell over and could not get up! what can mario do to escape? will luigi ever overcome his fear of marios rear end? tbc

forget about my post... we will carry on from were we are now.

Wario, a passer by came passed and looked to see a huge a$$ and some feet, luigi came and explained to Wario, Wario decided he would shoulder barge him through... he took a step back and another and another he ran forward...TBC

Wario was charging up, but tripped over a stone. He fell headlong into Mario's butt, and got stuck. He was rapidly running out of oxygen, and struggling to get out.

A little groat called Toad saw what was going on. He ran over to help and...

The sun was shineing very bright, and Toads mushroom head was the perfect shade from it, but he could not shade the two and rescue them at the same time... what can he do...?

Then out of the dark and misterious corner, came a unexpected guess. Someone who no-one expected. SONIC. Mario, (after having wario pulled out by a helpful wario) stood up
"Not another!"
Sonic "No need to worry Mario, i'm not here for a fight"
"What are you here for then"
"there is a mence in this world which will need both of us to destroy"
"And thats is?"
"Maybe another time"
Sonic disappears into the Darkness from where he came from. Everyone is left wondering as Wario slips out the back exit.
"I wonder who it is?"

He can be very annoying.

So, he tickled Wario's feet. Wario couldn't help himself from laughing. He laughed so hard, he inflated Mario. Mario broke the door frame and freed himself, whilst Wario shot out at great speed. He hit Toad full on, and Toad flew backwards. He hit a steel pipe with great force, and died. What a shame. Ah well, life goes on...