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Het guys it is story time!!!!! Once upon a time there was a fat man named Mario, a skinny man named Luigi and an a ugly Princess that thinks she is pretty named Peach. One day, Peach was baking a cake for Mario, but all of a sudden an evil Dragon named Bowser fruitkanpped* her!(*Peach=fruitknapped?) Mario knew at once what he should do... What will Mario do? Will he save Peach in time? Find out in the next exciting episode of: FAT MAN NAMED MARIO!!!!
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Gannondorf says to link, i tricked ya, i am not really dead, Now i want my revenge. Link is to hungover to know what on earth this man was on.
Ganon: draw your sword
Link: gets a piece of paper and draws a sword..
Ganon: are you mad boy
Link: no i am *burb* derek
Ganon: draws his swords and slashes links arm
Link: starts laughing, he is rolling on the floor
Ganon: looks confused, that was meant to hurt!!
Link: is crying with laughter
will he snap out of his drunkness..TBC
Ganon: draw your sword
Link: gets a piece of paper and draws a sword..
Ganon: are you mad boy
Link: no i am *burb* derek
Ganon: draws his swords and slashes links arm
Link: starts laughing, he is rolling on the floor
Ganon: looks confused, that was meant to hurt!!
Link: is crying with laughter
will he snap out of his drunkness..TBC
Links hard laughter suddenly makes him feel ill, he then vomits at GANNONDORF, it hits him in the eyes, he is temorarily blinded...
Bit by bit. Ganondorf is slashing links boots. Link is heavily drunk. Suddenly one of Links troll friends came from the underground and picked up ganondorf.The troll meant business.........
The Troll span ganndorf around and around, gannondorf was dizzy, Link watched this and it made him feel even more dizzy, link fell over and rolled down a hill, whilst the Troll let go of Ganondorf as he went into the river, but link was out of control, rolling down the hill...
interesting!
ya supposed to carry on with it!
Link hit his head. He was heavily bleeding. A friendly squirrel came up to him and talked to him:
"You must find the Log of Nosgaroth if you are to defeat Ganondwarf, Link. Go, seek. The log is located at..."
With that, Link passed out.
"You must find the Log of Nosgaroth if you are to defeat Ganondwarf, Link. Go, seek. The log is located at..."
With that, Link passed out.
Aslink woke, he focused only to see the curious face of two young squirrels.....welcme to my humble abode said the father squirrel who poured link a glass of hylianberry juice...
I must leave said Link, I've gotta find this log...
Link shot out....
I must leave said Link, I've gotta find this log...
Link shot out....
But he remembered that Hylian Berry juice has a very high alcohol content, so he ran back inside, downed 2 beakers, and shot out again...
..and passed out.
..and passed out.
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