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"short short story"

When walking home one day, Maria was looking forward to seeing her father for the first time in two days. As she had slept round at her mates house and had a wild party and been drunk , as she approached the door she noticed it was open, she walked in to the house and saw blood smeared up the walls of her parents house. She walked towards the bathroom to notice her father sitting on the toilet, with emended constipation from the stew he had eaten the night before. But that did not explain the blood stains up the walls, as she approached the kitchen she noticed her mum on her need with her head towards the ground, she had something in her hand, it was a tea towel she was mopping up some tomato juice, from when the can had exploded. in the front room there was an old man that had nipped in from over the road to give her mother a good set of knives, cheep of course he said well it was more of a shout because he was partially deaf.
maria was happy to know all was well once again in her house

not all is what it seem's to be!

why thank you sir

$miley wrote:
> Ashman wrote:
> Amen, or just fudge off.
>
> is that to ff or me

It was initially aimed at FF, but I wanna say both.

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and were would that be

Smiley, have a read of my short story. It's sort of a twist like this, only a bit differently done.

Ashman wrote:
> Amen, or just fudge off.

is that to ff or me

$miley wrote:
>meadia

Hahahaha

Made me laugh

Good one!

Er...please tell me you're a psyco, for your sake

I'm lost for words...