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"*Cries*"

I head butted one of my shelves today.

Now I think I have a lump the size of everest on my forehead..you know like in Tom and Jerry cartoons.

Evil shelf. If I didn't need you so much I'd destroy you right now.
*Cries*
My poor head.

A woman without nipples.it's like hell on earth, are you the spawn of satan ?

~Darling~ wrote:
> I don't actually own nipples, yeah i was born with out nipples

You could get some on hire-purchase...

~Darling~ wrote:
> Am i cold?
>
> I don't actually own nipples, yeah i was born with out nipples

Then you're no good to me. Be gone! nippless one

Am i cold?

I don't actually own nipples, yeah i was born with out nipples

~Darling~ wrote:
> I'm afraid if you follow my nipples you'll only end up going to hell!

I'm going anyway, so i might as well enjoy myself while i'm here.
Are you cold or do you want me to go away.

I'm afraid if you follow my nipples you'll only end up going to hell!

~Darling~ wrote:
> Flockhart wrote:
> ~Darling~ wrote:
> Could have been pointing with my nipples.
> Which way is it, it can't be both....
>
> In life you chose your own paths!

Yes but getting directed by your nipples seems fun as well.

Flockhart wrote:
> ~Darling~ wrote:
> Could have been pointing with my nipples.
> Which way is it, it can't be both....

In life you chose your own paths!

~Darling~ wrote:
> Could have been pointing with my nipples.
Which way is it, it can't be both....

Could have been pointing with my nipples, or my secret Peni...