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"Unfortunate incident involving me, 2litres od Coke and a Knife"

Was unpacking some shopping today and was using a Stanley knife to cut through that piece of plastic that holds the 2 pack of 2litre Cokes together, accidently cut through one of the bottles and the bottle sort of exploded with the Coke going all over the kitchen, running down the wall, fridge etc, soaking me, and making everything sticky in general. 'Twas quite a sight.

I'm a big girl, I can handle it :p

That'll do.

And again I must apologise - the post had been typed before I realised what I'd done. I blame the hormones.

Tut tut Tim! As it happens I was wearing a white t-shirt at the time though.

Lindgren wrote:
> ... soaking me ...
*****

You didn't happen to be wearing a white t-shirt and no bra, did you?

Sorry ...

Gold

Same thing happened to me.
Except I was in a warehouse, and it was cocaine.
And blood vessels did most of the exploding.

Notorious Biggles wrote:
> I got drenched by a bus going through a puddle the other day.

Ho ho.

There is so much room for innuendos in that. The worst part will be the kitchen being sticky.

I got drenched by a bus going through a puddle the other day.

slice wrote:
> u sure the stick white fluid was coke.

slice, [URL]http://www.slice.youarelame.com/[/URL]

heh, did that to a can before! the lower down you stab it the funnier/worse the results, obviously. Opened a bad earlier on of mine and their was a can of strongbow with a hole in it, it was firing some range! lazy drinking though!